In order to avoid accusations of racism, the word "Schwarzfahren" will be removed from the usage of the cities of Munich and Berlin, from then on it will be called "travel without a valid ticket" (Fahren ohne gültigen Fahrschein).

Having read all this, I just want to be upfront. Dear Schwarz – People with black surnames, I would start taking action on the name change , because if this continues, you will be next. Just don't make the mistake of choosing Weiss, Grün, or other similar color names, because they will also be listed. In other words, in Hungarian German, it would be Blödség, just like Blödsinn (bullshit), this whole knee-jerk measure.

If they want to go all out, I recommend taking the Regenbogen (Rainbow) surname.

They may even benefit from it. For example, it is conceivable that Deutsche Bahn will give a discount, as the German state railway company announced that LGBTQ trains will also be put into service from Friday. DB justified this by saying that "For us, Pride is not only a month, but an attitude".

My attitude is that I would not use the service either with a discount or for free. Of course, the übermench may make this mandatory, as well as the name change to avoid accusations of racism.

After all this, I would just like to know that if I want to drink a good brown beer at Oktoberfest or anywhere else in Germany, how should I order schwarzbier?

News source: mandiner.hu