Cricket and the Beetle Reloaded - Part 2

We continue the updated series of Crickets and Bugs, which largely draws from the gems of the wonderful opposition press that calls itself independent and objective.

You can never have enough of creating a mood, and the uncrowned king of the genre is undoubtedly the 444. Because what is the following news about? Given is a minibus that is traveling legally on the road, from A to B, and given is a pedestrian crossing the road irregularly, despite the red signal. The bus runs over the pedestrian, who unfortunately dies on the spot. The driver is innocent, and the passengers are just as indifferent as the purpose of their journey. The accident did not happen because the bus was on its way to the Eucharistic Congress, but because the pedestrian crossed the road irregularly. If the minibus had gone to Pride or one of the 99 Movement events, would the 444 still emphasize the destination?

The organization of the Eucharistic Congress in Budapest, of course, could not be ignored by the Index either, they sew traffic chaos around the necks of Christians. Of course, the running amok of the Christmas-style city management has nothing to do with the traffic jams that have been going on for months...

And still staying with NEK: this is what happens when reality doesn't want to align with the desire-driven journalists of Ballibs.

20-70% who wrote history, but we cannot provide more precise data than this. Long live Libri's marketers!

Young people who hate Karácsony and Gyurcsány are those who do not want to vote for Karácsony and/or the Gyurcsány party. Logical, right? It can't even happen that you whistle at Christmas and the Ószöd mess anyway, you simply want the civilian government to be able to continue its work. So, if you vote for Fidesz, you are legally a hater, compared to the sympathizers of the opposition, who are the two-legged embodiment of love and acceptance. From O1G and lamp iron and IFA plateau.

The small colorful one below is only recommended for those with strong nerves, as it discusses how the cult of personality is built. Sure, with a logo. What else could be done, I ask, if the molinos made for the 16-story panel houses have all been sold out. And in our case, the proof of building a personal cult is none other than the fact that the logo RULES the national colors. Or not, because the red in it is ACTUALLY under the auspices of the People's Republic of China. And you can't help but notice that! Now Heineken or Vodafone will be in big trouble, but even Coca-Cola...

On the same topic, the grapes are sour at the HVG as well, they could neither spit nor swallow the fact that the ruling party wants to win the 2022 election with Orbán. With Orbán! Shocking, right?

And another bearish news from Index, it seems that the portal's journalists are obsessed with superhero fur coats. This bear performed a particularly remarkable feat: after mauling his own head in, he regained consciousness and called 112 on his smartphone, who could possibly be another superhero bear. Yes, the codename 112, of course.

Also from Index, let's see how the opposition math works! Well, who has been flying for more than a year straight? The resourceful scribbler put it all together by counting every day the foreign minister boarded a plane as 24 hours, i.e. a full day. Sit down my son, some…

Here is a certified case of multiple vision disorder. If you watch the eight-minute video that was made of the events, you can see at the end of the sixth minute, or more precisely, you can't see the "man's kiss" mentioned in the title, at most the violence committed against the 444 Hungarian language. Again. Because they can't be knowingly lying, misrepresenting, distorting, right? In the video, the members of the outlaw army greet each other, but none of the usual kisses between homosexuals happen. However, we have not been able to decipher the content of the sign "peaceful but surrounded by scandals".

But they could only do this as a sign of acceptance!

The HVG considers it important to compensate for the message of the 15th anniversary of the Ószöd speech and the subsequent bloody terror, instead of commemorating it. Because the latter was definitely missed. Instead, this was on yesterday's front page:

Finally, here is our favorite from last week, in which the Index journalist complains that Fidesz managed the confusion surrounding the opposition primaries in five words. Still, what was he supposed to do? What is the expectation? Organize and run it for the professional opposition? Maybe Orbán should also run on it?