Oh my God, poor Jakab Petya! The Zorbanists and their lackey media dare to tease this modest, quiet, generous boy, even better than Jobbik! Wow, this is so dictatorial! And so unethical…

I accidentally read one of DK's announcements the other day (because I wasn't paying attention), and what did my eyes see? They lament (in the name of the United Opposition!) that they hate this cute, pure-hearted man known for his anti-Semitic and racist expressions, that they won't get off him. "Hands off Péter Jakab's private life!" - they demand, and with full right. Who has what to do with your relationship? Or for your housing transactions? Good kid, that's all. And so is his brother's family.

I agree, a politician is also a human being, if he is not a bigot in the parliament. (Such a moment is quite difficult to catch with Jakab...) He has a private life that no one has anything to do with. Unless the person is a bourgeois-conservative, because that cannot be. This is correct, such quarrelsome figures should not dare to hide anything, their family problems and private lives are free prey.

Get your hands off Petya's hogwash, because otherwise the United South-East opposition will become obstinate and make itself regret it. Yes, pander, there is no way they will regret anything, but the Christian (or living according to Christian principles) scum will indeed regret it. Because privacy is sacred.

Except, let's say, Zsolt Borkai's private life. Or Józsefé Szájer . There is no mercy for them, no matter how much they apologize, no matter how much they resign and disappear from politics, they are chased to death. It's understandable, there's no mercy for righties!

Besides, a politician has to put up with more than the average person.

And there is that Lőrinc Mészáros , you can spy on him with drones, just because. Legitimate. He is not a politician, not even a public figure, but still! What is it that the information-hungry people can't find out how many pants he wears? There is no mercy for the oligarchs, especially if they are pro-government. But keep your hands off the private lives of honest entrepreneurs in Komcsi-Libsi , no one has anything to do with that. Not even where they made their first million.

Or there is the Orbán nursery, the Ráhel. Of course, she is neither a politician nor an entrepreneur, but her father is, her husband is an entrepreneur. You can follow them and take sneaky photos of them, because they are Zorbán's relatives. So what do they imagine? How dare she be the daughter of a prime minister? And Tiborcz? That's Zorban's son-in-law. He needs to stay a bachelor!

Let this wretched Fidesz gang take note that everyone's private life is taboo on the benevolent Bolshevik line, while that of the evil government party is free prey. That's how he created it...well, there is no God, so that's how THE PARTY decided. Do you understand, comrades? Hit the right one where you can, you're also protecting peace! If they hit back, we'll scream! Hands off Jakab's private life! Hands off the private affairs of the socialist oligarchs! Get your hands off Vietnam!

The latter should be deleted, but we will keep it on file. In the meantime, keep your hands away from everything that is evil. And hands on the righties!

Equal opportunities, equal standards! It's ours anyway, don't let a conservative be poisoned! It has nothing to do with what it has to do with!

Have a nice day to everyone - who is with us. Everyone else turn up!

Oh, and one more time: Get your hands off Petya Jakab's private life!

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