Still, those who voted enthusiastically in favor of joining the EU 20 years ago were right. Because the beautiful new world that we wanted so much has arrived. Well, we got it!

How much more so! The advanced, democratic core countries have brought us a better future (comrades!), in which it is natural that anyone who is not a liberal or a Bolshevik is an idiot stuck in the past, who better keep his mouth shut (do you hear kend, mother?) or later we paste it. Don't dare to bark here about all kinds of nation-states and sovereignty, let them know that the central directive (the party, which is now called the Brussels leadership), tells us what to serve (the case of the United States of Europe), what to believe and what or who to hate, period !

We have reached the pinnacle of freedom, the Csimboraszó of human fulfillment, which we call a modern, progressive trend.

In short: there is no God, let's not even talk about it (religion is the opium of the people), but man has become a god, you can decide for yourself, boy, girl, maybe both or neither. Of course, there are again the idiotic enemies who mention science, who are stuck in the Middle Ages and scurry in a vile way (counter-revolutionary hiding in the dark, shudder!) against the new world. But they must be silenced, pounded into the ground, and their souls squeezed out, even if we do not believe in the existence of souls. It is necessary to squeeze.

The blessed Union knows better what is good for us, to dispute this is a rebellion (what Jupiter is allowed, the little one is not allowed), which needs to be written with fire and iron. In contrast, what does the Orbán dictatorship do? Rebel! The dog is everything! He dares to speak against the very powerful Brussels elite. Unheard of! They oppose everything that is a donation from Brussels. They don't want illegal migrants because they lack the noble idea of ​​solidarity. They protect the churches, while in a mean way they do not allow atheists to found churches, because they are dictators. They don't support wonderful rainbow movements, instead they help outdated families, where they live in such a disgusting relationship that today is more worthy of persecution. (Dad, mom, kids, whole heart, love - phew!)

But what is the biggest, unforgivable sin of this sinful Christian-conservative course is that

while Europe enthusiastically favors war, these despots constantly preach about peace, and even do not think to refuse arms shipments. They come with the stupid text that they are suppressing the Hungarian minority in Ukraine. They evade the application of the absolutely correct sanctions, with the petty excuse that if they were applied, Hungary would go bankrupt. (The grave where a nation sinks is surrounded by peoples...)

So what? However, we would win the recognition of the Union, which is the most important thing in the world. Why do we cry and sink if our friend, Guy Verhofstadt, or our great leader, Ursula von der Leyen, congratulated us with a smile? (We have to ask ourselves that some people mock this wonderful mother of 7 children as Ursula van Leyebb! The mean ones!)

After all this, the question is, how dares this government to demand the payment of the money due to it, from the joint loan taken out with the EU countries?

On what basis? And how are you doing? Why would you go? Just because the loan has to be repaid and Hungary is also burdened? Of course, because this is how we agreed, we also agreed to become debtors. The fact that Ursula gave a personal guarantee (before taking out the loan) that we will have no problem paying the money is still a fact. We don't have a problem with it because they don't pay.

Only if this despotic government fulfills the 17 conditions. Then, if you meet 24 super milestones. And so on for as long as it takes. (The sky's the limit!)

The demands are legitimate, as the government is known to be mired in systemic corruption. Not so the Brussels elite, they are as clean as freshly laundered money.

It wasn't corruption, and if it was, it wasn't systemic either. Despite the grumbling of the populist scum, there is no mention of corruption. At most, about bribery, which isn't the same thing, is it? And despite the fact that they invent all kinds of sarcastic expressions, such as "they have stolen" the money, it is not at all witty, it is rather base. (Elkailizni = finding suitcases full of money from an unknown source in our apartment and taking it out with dad somewhere - ed.)

Now what is this Hungarian leadership up to? He refuses to agree that the very solidary Union spends the money of European citizens on weapons for Ukraine. They come up with such a weak rumor that the Ukrainians are hostile towards Hungary because they put the OTP on a blacklist. Yes, they put it there, but why does it hurt the Hungarian government? Ukrainian internal affairs, even if Hungarian foreign affairs does not see this.

They oppose the Ukrainians joining the EU and joining NATO, but with what absurd text? By the fact that Ukrainians do not meet the economic and political conditions of EU membership. This is a mess, because it is the Hungarians who know best that the conditions can be changed and shaped as they wish. How else could the European Parliament have accepted the Sargentini report? So? Couldn't the abstentions be ignored? But that had never happened before. And? The European Court also ruled that the violation did not violate European law. That's it.

As for NATO membership, it is a joke to mention that the charter of the self-defense organization prohibits accepting a country at war as a member. It is a weak excuse that if this were to happen, NATO would have to go to war against Russia immediately, since then the Great Bear would attack a NATO member country, and we would be obliged to defend them at any cost. Stupidity. Well, of course, we should protect, that's what the NATO charter says.

And what happens now? The populist Hungarian leadership is outraged again, because Ms. Ursula wants to provide 50 billion euros in support to Kyiv, and that too "out of public interest". Solidarity, ladies and gentlemen! Let's add the horseshoes, because otherwise there will be trouble. And yes, Hungarians also have a duty to donate, even if they die. It's not an argument that we didn't get the money we were rightfully due, it has nothing to do with paying.

In any case, the money that the government wants to use for a significant salary increase for teachers, for health care and to cover other expenses, has not been there for a long time.

Neither the Polish nor the Hungarian frame. It was needed by the Ukrainians, who are not a member of the EU, but are our beloved friends. Don't let any Christian-conservative figure here tell us that the Ukrainians are hostile to us, a Christian person cannot be influenced by this. It is a religious commandment to love even our enemies. (Love your neighbor as yourself and If they throw you a stone, throw it back with bread. If you are slapped in the face, keep the other cheek too.)

It's true that if you don't keep it, you may still get a few slaps, but you deserve it! You hostile populist Orbánist! Do you need one?!

Author: György Tóth Jr

Cover image: Photo: democracy-reporting.org