There is no doubt, our beloved opposition is filled to the brim with the right people.

The right person for the right place, the communists used this very well. They turned a cobbler into a hospital director, an iron factory worker into a garment factory manager, or even (it's true, this happened in the movie, but similar things have happened a hundred times in life) a dam guard into an amusement park foreman, then a swimming pool manager and an orange breeding scientist. We know the result.

There is no doubt, our beloved opposition is filled to the brim with the right people. He is an expert, one of the best in the profession. Just a few examples.

Let's remember the innovative genius who, as secretary of state, believed that the strengthening of the national defense could be found in the downsizing of the military, and by the way, she had a legal degree, and being a woman, by definition, had never been a soldier.

There was a smoke grenade-throwing magician who became an expert in the sport of throwing, and of course, since he is a lawyer, he knows a lot about energy and electricity. He invented the solar nuclear power plant and the theory of professional cleaning of electric scooters. (The internship was not so successful, at least from the scooter's point of view.) Of course, he knew a lot about electronics, since he worked for four months at General Electric as a claims adjuster. He was also a decent person.

Or is it - was it? – we have a teacher who decided not to teach as a protest, only to take his salary. Then he was shocked that he was finally expelled from the school. He was also a decent person!

We could go on and on, but there is a new person here, a genius who is not only an expert in energy saving, but also heating technology (?) and clothing fashion. In terms of qualifications, he is a financial manager and oil engineer, i.e. he has something to do with energy matters.

His name is Attila Holoda, who is very much in his place, since he was also the deputy state secretary responsible for energy, and spent 23 years at MOL and its predecessor organization.

Now this great man believes that the overhead reduction is "unfair, because it gives everyone the same amount of discount, right?" Well, they don't rob, they distribute, Mr. Proper. The discount is only the same up to the level of average consumption, higher consumption is billed at a much higher price.

Translated into Hungarian, the discount of the same amount means that it is not of the same amount.

But this common sense also says something else, justifying what needs to be done instead of reducing overheads.

"Perhaps this is the only place where we can go without causing a financial burden, because we will put on another warm top, we will put on thicker socks, just like the Scandinavian countries... there it is 18-19 degrees in the houses..."

There is no heating in Africa. There, people run around in loincloths, and at night, when the air gets really cold (up to 20 degrees), they build a fire. Maybe we should do the same?

Warm socks and tracksuit top, huh? Head back to the Stone Age. Should we also save on fuel by buying horses? I think Holoda would also easily solve the problem of air pollution caused by traffic jams in Budapest. Knowing his practical suggestions, he would recommend that the citizens of the capital do not hold their breath.

The right person for the right place. Holoda is already there. Exactly where the big boss, uncle, a technology-biology teacher, who supposedly also obtained a university degree as a correspondence student at the Faculty of Economics, has not been able to find his thesis since 1990. He was also in the right place to introduce a micro-dictatorship against undisciplined idiots, peaceful protestors in their maiden names and Fidesz celebrants. Of course, Holoda certainly does not recommend warm underwear for him.

The idea is great, but let's think about it, what other suitable pairings can we imagine? Let's say let's leave the cabbage to goats, guard the flock of sheep with wolves, or employ elephants as security guards in the china shop.

These are at least as good ideas as Mr. Proper Holoda's.

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