If Czech Katalin were Pinocchio, her two-meter nose would grow.

There is a wise admonition, according to which, if something makes you too angry, before you speak, count to yourself to ten. I'm at a thousand now, but somehow I don't feel that my anger will subside. Not so much that when I'm done writing this, I'll re-read it three more times and correct the expressions that can't stand the printing ink. Because there will be, I can envelope this in advance.

We are already used to the fact that there are enemies of this country called oppositionists, who without batting an eye, even with a happy grin, jump at their own country in international forums, however, what was recently produced by a figure named Katalin Czech, not only the knife, but also the pallos would open it in a person's pocket (if the pallos could fit in the pocket).

Here I am counting to a hundred.

This person (I changed the term afterwards, because originally the name of a certain, not particularly disgusting insect was included as the title, but after reading it I realized that I shouldn't offend so much - the insect), who is supposed to be a doctor (gynecologist), was not in the center of my heart until now, so far, an ocean of scandalous statements has been linked to his name, not to mention that he preaches words that are incompatible with his profession - because it can hardly be called a profession.

As far as I know, the doctor - and the gynecologist is certainly also one - is called to protect life, to save it at any cost, while the Czech is pro-abortion, i.e. the defender of feticide. He even found the murder funny, just remember the stick blender conversation.

Two hundred.

Therefore, a Czech person is anti-life by being a doctor, and anti-Hungarian by being a Hungarian. He has been proving the latter fact in the European Parliament for years, and he engraved it in marble with his latest speech. Let's see what he could come up with.

First of all, he stated that the decision of the European Commission, according to which they are very graciously willing to give us a third of the money otherwise owed to us without any conditions, well, according to the Czech EC, this caused a lot of damage. He didn't say who, but we don't need to, we know. For them, the anti-Hungarian Libsheviks. In addition, he also claimed that the Commission gave in to Viktor Orbán's blackmail.

Three hundred.

No, please, this woman is not stupid. Far from it. He is not mentally impaired, who is unable to distinguish between the blackmailer and the blackmailed. Of course! Does he know that it is not the blackmailer who wants to get his money, but the one who does not give it, more precisely, he sets conditions for him to even consider paying the allowance.

Four hundred.

For the sake of clarity, let's dumb down the example. I'm waiting for money, but I know I won't be home when the postman brings it. I authorize my neighbor to take it for me, which he does, but when I apply for the money, he tells me that he will only give it to me if I sweep his yard. Okay, you wouldn't have the right to do that, but that's okay, I'll sweep it up. But he won't give me the money now either, I should wash the dishes for him first. Then I'll vacuum the apartment, paint his rooms. I do it because I need the money, and he graciously gives me a third, and keeps the rest because he thinks I looked at him badly. Then, if I'm willing to meet new conditions, maybe.

But back to little Pinocchio (although unfortunately his nose doesn't grow when he lies). He mentions the Czech autocracy, claiming that the Hungarian government is undermining democracy - well, this is very true, the national consultation also proves that it is undermining, that he is not interested in the opinion of the voters. All those great EU countries, where an intellectual named Baerbock (the text has been corrected, because I first associated the dilettante foreign minister of the Germans with the name of a domestic fowl, but realized that one should not insult the geese) openly declares that he does not care about the opinions of his constituents, well, democracy is built there at rocket speed. Down.

Five hundred.

The little liar is also campaigning for the weakening of democracy within the EU. I think you are right, democracy is indeed weakening within the EU. Or does it refer to the strengthening of the fact that they want to take away the right to vote for voicing a separate opinion? Or impose LGBTQ propaganda that disfigures migrants and children on those who (and whose countries) refuse to accept it?

Yes, Czech democracy is very EU, although not so long ago it was called a dictatorship.

Six hundred.

Czech, as I said, is not stupid, just infinitely mean, although he is somewhat at war with concepts. He mentions a veto card, even though the institution of veto does not exist in the Union. Of course, he may be aware of this, but the veto is a destructive concept in the eyes of many, so of course he chants this.

Seven hundred.

This momentary brainstorm pretends that the EC has personally given Viktor Orbán a lot of money as a gift, which will "open the door to further abuses". It wouldn't have hurt to explain what kind of abuses he envisions, because he immediately switched to defaming the law on the protection of sovereignty. Of course, with a capital lie, because he claimed that, from then on, those journalists and NGOs who participate in "internationally funded programs" are threatened with prison.

No, little liar, it is not those who participate in internationally funded programs who are in danger, only those villains who are trying to overthrow Hungarian democracy with foreign funds, who are willing to sell their country for money.

Eight hundred.

Katalin Cseh Liar (corrected, I originally denoted the term liar with a word denoting pollution, but that would be insulting to the pollution) skillfully confused the season with the fashion, pretending that the Commission had given its blessing to the adopted law by paying a little to Hungary . Of course, it hurts the Czech people a lot, because this money can be used to raise the wages of teachers and kindergarten workers to a serious extent, which wrests a serious weapon from the hands of the Hungarian anti-democratic opposition. Czech and his colleagues cannot and will not watch this passively.

Nine hundred.

Czech Pinocchio talked about blackmail at the beginning of his speech, and at the end he showed how to do it.

He hinted that the great European Parliament, which exceeded its powers a hundredfold long ago, would sue the Commission for admitting that our country had fulfilled the conditions they indicated, but I beg you, what the hell could they have done? If the sun is shining, they can't lie that it's night, if the conditions are met, they can't say it's not. Of course, according to Pinocchio and his companions, that is what they should have done.

Thousand.

I could stop counting here, but I'm forced to continue because this SMS virtuoso named Ursula von der Leyen came and confessed. What he had lied about, he now confessed. Hungary doesn't get the rest of the money because we don't let in illegal migrants and we don't tolerate aberrant LGBTQ lobbyists corrupting our children and grandchildren.

A fall, my little mother, a great fall! What the Tooth Fairy, Guy Verhofstadt, has even addressed, also admitting that there are political reasons for the witch hunt against our country, because according to him, it is not about us, but about the forced acceptance of liberal democracy.

One thousand and one hundred.

How long do I have to count?

Featured image: MTI/Zoltán Máthé