The price is coming, the water level is rising, and it could even be scary if we weren't prepared to keep the water in the riverbed. Pyotr Vengerszkij (alias Péter Magyar, the reincarnation of Béla Kun) is coming, and it's terrifying, because we're not prepared for, in the words of Zsolt Bayer, a flood clown.
Pyotr brings the horn. Lehel marches on the dam with his horn (not the real one, it's just an imitation, just like Pyotr is a politician, only an imitation), and no one knows what he's doing there and even less what the horn has to do with flooding and defense. ok
Pyotr blew it - just don't know from whom.
Maybe you want to use the instrument to shovel sand? But that horn (the original one) is cracked, sand is pouring out of it! Or does he expect that if he blows into it, the water will run away in terror and the flood will die down under a broom?
I'm telling you, you're a little mistaken. Where you insult soldiers, stop people shoveling sand because they interfere with your work and your video, where you chill in the VIP tent and take selfies with your followers, that is DUNA and not TISZA. Or are you switching parties? Instead of Respect and Freedom, are you joining the community of Rude, Pretentious Figures?
Of course, you can run, as the adventurous Hungarian braves ran in the Battle of Augsburg, or even faster. Sometimes on the way out of a studio, sometimes running away from an argument. You brave, brave man! Yes, it's brave if you have to intimidate women and limbo between the legs of little girls. Or play yourself at the dam.
A selfie here, a selfie there, an insult here, a lie there, but you keep running so they don't catch up and at the end you should not only hold, but also use the shovel. Your foam pipe body can't handle that. Heavy physical work could do little harm to your spine, because you lack something for it, namely the spine. But the fact is
it is much easier to lift the beer can instead of gripping and lifting the shovel.
That's right, where did you leave the beer?
Probably in Brussels, but your comrade Gerzsényi could drink the rest instead of you and drink this or that, otherwise she wouldn't have misspoken and lied to the public that you and Viktor Orbán are managing the flood defense together.
Even where you can't see the mobile barrier when it hasn't even been set up yet. You probably don't know what mobile is, so I'll tell you. A barrier that is erected only in times of need and then removed when the danger is over. Mobile, you mean? It's not always there.
I'm telling you, you're a little mistaken. Where you insult soldiers, stop people shoveling sand because they interfere with your work and your video, where you chill in the VIP tent and take selfies with your followers, that is DUNA and not TISZA. Or are you switching parties? Instead of Respect and Freedom, are you joining the community of Rude, Pretentious Figures?
You belong there, Pyotr Petya, that's not even a question.
Author: Jr. György Tóth
Cover photo: Facebook/Péter Magyar
