The man who cannot tell the truth. Maybe a thorough examination by a psychiatrist could reveal the reason for his Dirty Fred effect? The captain can neither wash nor tell the truth. At least Petrovich can do laundry.

And he also washes properly. According to his own assessment, he is a great person, but his life is miserable only because of the inscrutable will of fate, and thanks to the malice shown towards him, plus the Fidesz activists and propagandists who make up 99 percent of the country.

He's always telling the truth, he's just being misinterpreted. And he loves all women, except for those who for some reason consider him a piece of trash. But he can't help it, his ex-wife, the woman he met on the dating site and was sexually harassed, his ex-girlfriend is lying about him, he just doesn't know why?

Well, he kept the woman in fear and blackmailed her, but that's beside the point. He may have been violent with the dating lady, but that's not his fault. Of the woman who proved too desirable. His ex-girlfriend was blackmailing him, but there is no evidence of this. As well as the fact that he examined the panties of teenage girls while he was limboing between their legs in the nightclub.

Video? Come on, it doesn't even show any panties.

But anyone who doubts Petrović's words can only be a Fidesz agent or a propagandist. Like, for example, ATV, which is known to be pro-government. Otherwise, why would the host of the TV channel lie and say that he was invited many times, but either he did not answer or he did not leave? What does that dossier prove? in which the invitation documents were collected? Only that the ATV also digs against it.

Just like M1, which is a propaganda channel. Where he is only willing to set foot if he can argue with the prime minister. But he doesn't want to argue like that anyway, because he just won't rise to the level of another Orbán, Balázs!

After this, the question arises, what is the similarity between Zita Gurmai and Magyar Petrovics? Gurmai ran close to the world record time from the Hír TV reporter, Petrovics is running away from Balázs Orbán and the M1.

Gurmai found refuge in a liquor store, and Petrovics himself is a living beer advertisement,

it is rare that he is not clutching a can of beer. Of course it could be, he only has it because he has a deposit fee and he hasn't had time to redeem it yet.

I can't help but see that Petrovich's daring is just as great as Sir Robin's in the Foot Gallop. Kobzosa sang about the great knight of the round table:

“Robin the Brave ran away. He ran bravely, away. Seeing the danger, he ran as best he could, tucking in his tail. His heart was taken out and his sinew was torn as he ran bravely like a rabbit. He made progress only slowly because he slipped several times. The brave are brave Sir Robin.”

But that's all, according to them, the hero Petrovich couldn't run fast enough, because somehow he got into the propaganda TV studio. They must have been dragged there by force, because the truthful Petrovic had previously declared that he would not go there. Only in front of the MTVA, to protest against the government media, where they are never invited. And this is a great truth, because he was called more than once.

But the hero Petrovich still wants to be a clown. There is nothing against it, but the important thing is to act on principle and if he once said that he would not go there, then he would go there!

Come on, Sir Petrovich, you're a real long-distance runner. But how long can you run? Be very careful of the brave so that you don't meet the knights who say NI.

NI, there's a liar here.

Author: Jr. György Tóth

Caption: M1 screenshot