Lajos Korózs, the savior of the Invisible Legion, that is, the MSZP, turned his son into a politician.
And Benjamin Szépreményű writes announcements when he is already among the "elite". But because he probably overslept for a few weeks (just like Sleeping Beauty, that's why I call Korózsé the Lace family), he only discovered that there was a housing crisis after waking up a little late.
Csipke (Korózs) Dad got home and woke up his little son with a cuppa kiss. Dad is a good man, he made some great fake ambulance videos not too long ago.
Csipke (Korózs) Apu also once slept for a long time, and when he woke up, he tried to fool the nobleman with the dreamy statistic that in 2016 the coronavirus was the leading cause of death in Hungary, although covid only appeared in the world in 2020. Dad slept through those barely 4 years.
Csipke (Korózs) Apu's child, Csipke (Korózs) Benjamin, took a much smaller nap, and according to the signs, only pulled the horse skin for a few weeks. But after his father's wake-up call - according to family tradition - he also successfully discovered Spanish wax. He started singing his tirade even before brushing his teeth: there is a housing crisis!
Benjámin Csipke (Korózs) states what was already established weeks before, of course those who sleep soundly and dream of being a member of a strong and authoritative party could not have been informed of this.
Benji dreams when he's awake.
For him, the fact that house prices and rents have skyrocketed is a "new innovation", but he does not relate this to the rapid inflation or the inaction of the capital (Komcsi-Libsi) city administration. Oh no! The government is to blame for not doing anything. It is true that a whole week ago, the party alliance leading the country announced a whole tsunami of measures, but this does nothing. And neither does the government. Which, to quote the little marmot: "again, it hides with big words and billions of public money, there is no real solution to the housing crisis".
Rosehip, dear! You're right, it's a shame to cover up doing nothing with "billions of public money", it would be much better if they didn't spend billions to remedy the situation. But what? Perhaps the "pumpkin figure" should be taken from another fairy tale? Give every person waiting for an apartment a pumpkin and invite the fairy godmother to change the pumpkins, this time not into a golden carriage, but into a luxury apartment?
Of course Viktor Orbán is to blame because he does nothing. He just negotiates all day long, fights unnecessarily for the preservation of our sovereignty against the Union, against the LGBTQ aberration, runs around the world, isolates himself more and more (I don't know yet from what), instead of hitting the wall, grabbing a trowel and you would build the missing new apartments yourself. Gergő Gulyás could mix the concrete, Szijjártó could install the lights, and Misi Varga the plumbing. Antal Rogán could be the room painter, maybe he could wallpaper the walls full of propaganda texts so that the Christmas people would have something to tear down.
Of course, if Benji Csipke's huge dwarf party, which is barely visible even under a microscope, did not oppose illegal migration, we would need even more apartments, but he does nothing about that either.
Father and son make a great pair, they look down on the people from a spiritual height and they both have the specter reflex, but they are so late that they wouldn't realize it on their own. They just can't catch up to their own tardiness.
There have been many things in my life that have annoyed me, but one of them stands out. In vain, childhood events leave a deep mark on a person. This annoying phenomenon is attributed to my father. In our large family, child labor was natural, i.e. we were assigned to work every day of the week. We were given the bitter duty of washing dishes one day, dusting the next day, and vacuuming the third day (a difficult childhood, when we learned against our will that we had to work). It was also annoying, but it was hard to bear. Except when I was in the middle of vacuuming the dust with our Rakéta vacuum cleaner, and my father stopped behind me and said: Vacuum up.
AAAA! I'm having a nervous breakdown, isn't that exactly what I'm doing?!
Well, the Csipke (Korózs) family is exactly that annoying. The government set out to solve the housing problems, the steps were explained, and then Csipke (Korózs) Benji comes and shouts at them: Let's solve it!
To this the man from Pest says: thank you, if you didn't tell me, I would have remained stupid.
Benji has another concern: what will happen to poor university students if they are forced to work in addition to studying? The unfortunate ones! Isn't it terrible? Of course, it is a fact that our generation, and even more so our predecessors, were forced to work alongside their studies, because Father Csipke didn't give a damn, but somehow we got that crazy diploma. But Benjámin must have dreamed that work kills, makes you stupid and leads you to poverty.
Finally comes the big idea that would solve the housing crisis once and for all: let them build rental apartments and renovate vacant properties. In other words: let's "cover up" the situation with billions of public money.
Go ahead, as if this moron had objected to the spending of these billions before.
You know what, Benji? You'd better sleep longer.
György Tóth Jr
Cover photo: Benjámin Korózs woke up
Source: Facebook/Hungarian Socialist Party
