Who doesn't remember Pál Peterdi and his timeless series, The Crickets and Bugs, in which the columns of Ludas Matyi featured various linguistically incorrect or grotesque inscriptions, headlines, and speeches, and his column was later also featured in Szeszélyes zószákók. "He who has a sense of humor knows everything, he who has no sense of humor can do everything," said Peterdi, and how right he was. Below, we publish a version of Crickets and Bugs converted to today, drawing from the gems of the wonderful opposition press that claims to be independent and objective.
"The Orbáns are harming their own people with a referendum," writes the author of Azonnali. Well, instead of doing it with vipers, mounted police and rubber bullets, as is customary in a normal democracy.
Source: immediate
"It's a terrible misunderstanding that I'm being treated as a professional reporter," proclaims 444's banner. But it's still better than treating Marci AS a patient.
Source: 444
Also the conclusion of the sharp-eyed scribbler of the Soros blog: "The opposition can even be active in the peripheral districts". Will. Ultimately, if they don't lose, they might as well win.
Source: 444
Zsuzsa Barna, the savior of the Western Light, likes to call a spade a spade. Nomen est omen?
Qubit as the citadel of science. Is there anyone who doesn't love air?
Source: Qubit
No one should pull a finger on a Székely shepherd, because anyone who does can easily end up in trouble. Poor bear!
Source: Index
It is well known that the European way is to express our values in a subtle, cultured way on our shoes. Or not?
Source: Mandarin
Here is Index's new marketing course! This is how you advertise a restaurant in an article about a girl's suicide. Just one click…
Source: Index
"I dreamed that I was two cats and were playing with each other," wrote Karinthy, but the author of 24.hu was hardly joking.
Source: 24.hu
The overseas female impersonator embraced the distraught Hungarians. We're all relieved now, aren't we?
Source: Index.hu
Napi.hu's journalist would say that if people were falling like flies!
Source: napi.hu
Well! The news, according to which Hungarian football fans are not interested in who is playing with whom, is quite disturbing, but about football!
Source: telex.hu
When the scribbler is sweating, how are you supposed to put together something really cool and this is what comes out of it.
Source: qubit
Until the age of 59. Not a day longer!
Source: index.hu
It is appropriate to bow to the will of the crowd. And how many wanted this? A lot of people! 3902 civilians to be exact.
Source: telex.hu
It is good news that the Afghan soldiers have started their training. But where is the haste?
Source: euronews
Of course, they were not rescued by the Hungarian state, they just arrived. "We don't know how 26 Hungarians stranded in Afghanistan will get home", "Poland evacuates the Afghans who work for them", and "Szijjártó is on leave" went really well.
Source: Index.hu
Here is another masterpiece from Index. And then the reality: the woman never came into contact with the chimpanzee, they could only see each other from a decent distance, but this worsened the animal's relationship with its congeners. An immediate ban means the woman has been asked to stop regular weekly visits for four years.
Source: index.hu
They can replace Katalin Novák. Juice. Or, one could even describe the truth, that Novák cannot be re-elected because he became a minister in the meantime.
Source: Index
And finally, let's return to the masterpiece of the Soros blog, the interpretation of which is left to our dear Readers!
Source: 444
Special thanks to the eagle-eyed Gábor Sebes, who nowadays is a "nugger, a boomer, so he has an opinion on everything and writes it down".
Featured image: Matyi Ludas online
