A rainbow appeared over Csíksomlyó at the Oscars, but beyond the Grammys. Well, the rainbow is so rainbow-colored that the world is amazed. The TV crews were circling with all kinds of helicopters, filming from the right, filming from the left, there were also those that wanted to fly into them, the pilot had to knock the cameraman down, he was macerating so much.
The gathered people of Székely also watched the rainbow, but they only started scratching their heads when Boróka Parászka walked up to the crowd of journalists, holding hands with Rita Perintfalvi.
Aszongya Parászka:
– Let's make it clear that this is not a Székely rainbow.
"But he's not Hungarian either," Perintfalvi shook his head.
Then they both added in unison:
"That's why Orbán is to blame."
Marci Gulyás arrived at this final word, quickly gathered three chairs, a table and a leather jacket, sat Boróka and Rita down, then dared to ask as usual:
⁃ Don't you think that this is how God stands up for the rights of the LGBTQMZ/X-community?
⁃ If I believed in God, this is what I would think. But it is certain that the Romanian national colors are more vivid than the Hungarian ones, and that means something - Boróka shook her head.
⁃ I am a progressive theologian, so I think that the rainbow is a divine resolution for the LGBTQMZ/X-community - nodded Rita.
Well, there was a great alarm among international journalists, they quickly said on camera, wrote and tweeted that Perintfalvi Parászka, a civilian and independent human rights defender from Budakarest, also confirmed that the Good Lord sent a message to Orbán that the politics of hate is enough, we need a country of love here!
Before the articles were published, Márky-Zaj arrived with his staff. The Private Rainbow Clinic was founded in Seperc, and the gathered Csángos, Szeklers and Hungarians were offered two options for good money: either on foot or by car, but they will pass under the rainbow. Those who walk will change gender, those who drive will have a smaller car.
⁃ And anyone who doesn't cross under the rainbow is disabled - declared Prime Minister-designate Márky-Zaj at his press conference live on Facebook.
Due to the noise, an old monk walked away from the church. Parászka and Perintfalvi immediately switched into militant rights defender mode and attacked the old man:
⁃ Are you a pedophile? Rita asked with a foaming mouth. "Because if it's not, then he's homosexual!" he screamed.
Parászka asked the old man in Romanian what he thinks about the cruelty towards illegal migrants, and when will a muezzin finally play in Nyereg in Csiksomlyo...
The old monk waited until the Borókas and the international journalists quieted down a bit, and then he said:
⁃ I am asking you very nicely to open a little way. The crucifixes are arriving for the farewell, let the faithful go. Please be…
⁃ But what about the rainbow? shouted the crowd of journalists.
The old man turned and looked up at the sky:
⁃ Nice, he said. The Lord renews his covenant with the Catholics of the waist. This happens every year in our area - he smiled and wandered back to the church.
After being baptized, they started to go to the stations...
Source: Philip Rákay's Facebook page
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