And the problem with us is that we bark and we don't understand these wonderful European values crystal clear. But if we wait a little longer, Eva Kaili will come and she will try to explain, writes Zsolt Bayer in his latest opinion piece.
In Switzerland, the perfect, final solution already exists: veterinarians (rotten, dirty snitches) surgically cut the vocal cords of dogs so that they cannot bark. Elsewhere, it is still medieval in this matter. In Canada and Germany, the owner is still fined if the dog barks. Let's face it: the scalpel is much more effective.
As long as all "advanced civilizations" reach the final solution, let's make it clear: we live in this. This is the perfect symbol of our time (next to the thirty-year-old Czech "man" who died of electric shock with a ping-pong ball in his anus, in a women's swimsuit, while masturbating, and who lived with his mother anyway). Our age is the age when we really love dogs, our little pets, we protect their rights with all kinds of laws, we are outraged when they are hurt, we give them cute little hairstyles, the really advanced vegans teach them to live on vegetables - just don't bark. Just don't be dogs. And then everything will be fine.
Do not bark. Because it's confusing. And this command doesn't just apply to dogs. No one barks!
No one should be themselves, no one should be self-identified, no one should have individuality - oh, let's not forget, fashion is also the fad that always gives birth to new uniformity. This became the essence of the EU.
Just don't bark and be who you are. Don't have a past, don't have a future, just have a present.
According to the USA, what is allowed for Jupiter, is not allowed for the small circle
On our national holiday on March 15 this year, a young man of Vietnamese origin, Ninh Duc Hoang Long, sang Bánk Bán's aria, "My Homeland", wonderfully and movingly on the steps of the National Museum. In period clothes, in the old clothes of the young people of March, and around them are dancers and local girls also dressed in period clothes. Kim Lane Scheppele saw this and commented on it all from her toad perspective, as:
"Now we know what patriotism looks like in Hungary! The men wear 1930s (sic!) military gear and the ladies dress like The Handmaid's Tale!”
Oh, how perfect this is, polished rhinestones from the landfill by Kim Lane Scheppele. How is he American? Of course. Just like the EU is "American". Wait, I'll summarize this too, with Tarantino's masterpiece, The Tarpaulin Novel (soon to be banned because it's not too PC). So already in 1994, Tarantino perfectly summed up the whole thing, the essence, condensing the essence of Europe into the iconic dialogue between Jules Winnfield and Vincent Vega, as follows:
"- You know old man, you'd really enjoy it! And you know what's interesting about Europe?
- We?
"The little differences." There is the same filter as here, but somehow it is a little different.
"For example?"
– For example, in Amsterdam you go to a cinema and ask for a beer. And they don't put it in a paper cup, but in a glass cup! And in Paris you can also get beer at McDonald's!”
Hello, Vincent, alert Mr. Wolf, the problem solver, because even here today, they are pouring it in plastic cups... There are the small differences, my dear friend, because the s...r is perfectly spread out.
But if you don't bark, everything is fine. If you deny yourself, if you are not self-identified, you can become a pet. You get food, they also pet you. But if not, you can see for yourself!
That's when Vera Jourová will come, who was once arrested for corruption at the airport of her country (ah! home! where is it?!), then released, and since then she understands the trick very well, so much so that she became the European Commission - attention! – Commissioner for Political Values and Transparency. And this is serious, he is the supervisor of transparency, for example, along with Ursula von der Leyen, who ordered vaccines from Pfizer by text message, which actually came, only the text messages disappeared from Ursula's phone, due to greater transparency. And Vera's colleague is Stella Kyriakides from Cyprus, who - attention! - health commissioner, and God forbid, right in the middle of the pandemic, right after he signed the paperwork about vaccine purchases, four million euros, roughly one billion forints, appeared on his account, but Stella said she had no idea how it got there, if we didn't understand, then I say, this is greater transparency. What Vera supervises and protects, who said the other day: there is still a risk of systematic violation of European values in Hungary.
Oh, European values!
European values are now pushed in front of you in a plastic cup and examined by figures like Daniel Freund.
Kohl used to be chancellor. Today there is Scholz, there is Robert Habeck (he is nauseous when he hears the word patriotism and cannot deal with the fact that it is Germany), and there is Daniel Freund. Rock versus small, smelly excrement. This is how European values are at their peak. And Daniel Freund comes and sniffs. After European values.
Where he smells national interest, he shouts corruption. Wherever he smells national sentiment, he calls for the dismantling of the rule of law. Where he smells normality, he shouts about the danger of European values. And wherever he hears barking, he screams dictatorship.
And he sniffs out even the slightest normality, but hey, he hears the barking too, there's nothing wrong with that.
That's why he gets his money from the old scoundrel, whom the devil doesn't want to take, because he's afraid that there will soon be a lot of human rights organizations and NGOs in hell, and they will all demand the same treatment and conditions as in heaven.
And the problem with us is that we bark and we don't understand these wonderful European values crystal clear. But if we wait a little longer, Eva Kaili will come and she will try to explain.
His father has already dragged the rolling suitcase home with the money, and now it's Evan's turn. Attention, I'll show you! "Eva Kaili, the former Socialist Vice-President of the European Parliament, who is one of the main suspects in the corruption and influence-peddling scandal, will soon request that her house arrest be lifted, as she wants to work as a member of the European Parliament again - her lawyers told the Brussels news portal Politico. As the article drew attention to based on the statement of the press department of the EP, this is possible because the suspected representatives remained members of the EP, with all the rights that come with the position. Which means they all get paid from the EU budget and can still vote if they show up in parliament.”
I say, he will come soon, he will point the finger at us as an accuser, and he will make Europe and European values afraid of us, our corruption, our dictatorship, our barking. We just have to wait.
I am seriously asking: shall we wait?
Hungarian Nation
Featured image: Civilek.info/Péter Mészáros
