There is no doubt that human ingenuity knows no bounds, although British scientists have determined that neither does stupidity. But it cannot be disputed that what the Dutch have now created is phenomenal.
There was once the horse as a commonly used means of transport, then came the bicycle, which did not have the unpleasant side condition that unfortunately existed in the case of horses, namely that they consumed nutrients from the front and the processed residue slipped out the back. The bike doesn't eat or slip, so that's good.
It's just tiring to drive. Well, man created motorized vehicles, but after a while it turned out that it was not good at all. You have to fill in the fuel (the extraction and production of which is expensive and harmful to the environment), and the combustion products slide out the back, which is also polluting.
The savior electric car is coming, which is spread to be environmentally friendly, while its production is not at all, and its worn-out elements (see battery) damage the environment in large quantities with almost unprocessable materials.
But let's not be bitter, because the brilliant Dutch are there and they will show us the way of the future with a single painting.
There is this farm and work animal, it's called a horse, and this is a phenomenal solution! A hundred horses, a thousand, use them, use them! Because the horse doesn't consume gasoline, it doesn't drink diesel, and it can even be useful for preventing accidents, because it usually doesn't trample anyone to death.
It's true that it shakes, but not like electricity.
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The inventive Dutch people have already created the prototype of the park horse, with an aesthetic painting and a striking clock. This is what we need in big cities, if everyone gets on the saddle, the air on Earth will be so clean that it's very clean. So every household needs a horse. For example, in the case of Amsterdam or Venice, this is a bit difficult because of the canals, but the solution is obvious: in the watery areas, instead of the back-horse, there is the Water-horse.
The horse that waters the small garden, the horse that irons in the apartment, the horse that sells to the European Parliament, or similar. Yes, it's already there, not even one.
By the way, the horse is a farm animal, if everyone uses it, it is a great benefit, because we could forget about artificial fertilizer. It would be very real, you just have to pick it up from the concrete and spread it in the city parks. The well-fertilized land will thank you for the care, wonderful bee pastures will develop on it. So it would be particularly important to adopt and apply the Dutch recipe in Budapest. The other one, weeding, has already been taken over by quite a few people.
Of course, there are still tasks to be solved. A horse needs a stable, although this issue can be remedied with parking spaces created from garages. It's true, that still wouldn't be enough, but it would be a start, wouldn't it, K. Gergő? Of course, horse lanes should also be painted next to the bicycle lanes, but this is really just a matter of paint and a brush, no planning is needed. So far, no one has designed it, they just painted it.
But when we reach the state of salvation and paci gets under our seat, no one dares to object anymore if we talk to him about a high horse.
And no one should be surprised that the purveyors of progressive ideas and trends turn us into horses without batting an eye. And not even if we get confused when we hear about new mental illnesses.
Author: György Tóth Jr
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