I dreamed that Fegya knew and said. Because Fegya was an excellent Komsomolist, perhaps a pioneer, who helped where he could. So can Fegya pretend that he can only help if he does as much harm as possible?
Fegya Gyurchanov is an old, experienced activist, he was a great person even in the wonderful communist era, although that organization was not called the Komsomol, but the Communist Youth Association. And lo and behold, what will the changeling, or rather the billionaire party leader, be made of, what will the excellence leading his country to the brink of bankruptcy be made of? It didn't take much for Fegya to do this, just enough to suddenly reclassify himself as a wild capitalist, marry an Apróság, acquire a bigoted Komcsi mother-in-law, and there you have it, the villa stolen from the Jews, for pennies (the free-mouthed Hungarian used to express this differently, but let's be very solid now) is a nice fat bite of the squandered national wealth, so do you need more than that?
Needed.
Fegya Gyurchanov desired power and obtained it by applying the recipe learned in the movement. All he had to do was stab his mentor in the back, who pushed a minister's chair under his ass.
From then on, he only used his infinite expertise. He took great care to keep his contacts in Moscow warm and to fan a former KGB lieutenant colonel named Vladimir Putin with broad strokes of the tongue. Then for some reason he did not realize that the Russian leader was a despot, a dictator and everything else. In fact, he symbolically signaled his loyalty, not only him, but also Totó's dog enthusiastically licked the hand of the man who today Fegya declares to be the greatest evil, after Viktor Orbán, of course.
Photo: Szilárd Koszticsák / MTI
Then he demonstrated brilliantly what a great student he was. He perfectly mastered the technique of the Kádár era, how to beat up a peaceful crowd, but brutally, so that they never again think of moving peacefully. Of course, all of this was done very democratically, that is, they shot and beat old and young, regardless of their social affiliation, indiscriminately. Very democratically.
Of course, Fegya knew that the future belonged to him, because the activists had always known this. And also what makes the fly die (while he was never very interested in what would be better for the voters).
After his former boss, he also stabbed his former party in the back,
which of course does not make us cry crocodile tears, we just record the fact. Now he would stab the democratically elected government as a family, from the Shadows. But being a person of character (thank you is another question, but keep that character to yourself) he does not hide the fact that he and his slep are harming his country wherever he can. Like the pioneers (he didn't want to break a road, but a government), who helped where they could. Well, could those well-intentioned pioneers make it so that the old aunt, who was dragged across just for that reason, did not want to cross the road? We also don't want to go where Fegya's team would push us, but as we said, it helps as much as it can harm.
Fegya Gyurchanov said the trick again.
That Viktor Orbán and his government are partly responsible for terrorism. Presumably, he was referring to what is happening at the southern border fence, that is, to attacks by illegal migrants. Because if not for that, then I have no idea what is. And you are right, there would be no terrorism at the border fence if there were no border. True, there would still be small problems, but not at the border. And the fact that some migrants with mental problems would go wild in Budapest, let's say, with small explosions, perhaps excusable stabbings, and rape resulting from their understandable frustration, well, my God! Not for him, after all, London's Pakistani-born mayor, Sadiq Kahn, also said that people should get used to urban terror, because it is a natural part of urban life. And if a Sadiq says it, then it is very much said.
Fegya also brags that if he could be the Grand Vizier again (Oh, father of mercy, don't leave me!), he would bring home the EU money that belongs to us with a broom.
There are those who suspect that he would not bring it home, but would take it home,
but such malicious rascals should pull themselves together and shut up deeply, because if Fegya and his team come, they would easily become runaways. Fegya promised this a long time ago, and Fegya delivers what he promises. Of course, he tends to forget only what is bad for us, his beautiful promises (or the siren calls of his Shadow Wife). Maybe he didn't mean what he said.
He excels at this too. It's all just a matter of renaming. An ancient speech confessing lies? The plea was "telling the truth", which is a fact, since he was telling the truth about lying. VAT reduction? We have seen that the most wonderful reduction is when they raise. Support for pensioners? The 13th monthly pension must be taken away, let's not cause the poor people a headache as to what to spend the extra forints on. Family support? Abolish the discounted housing loan, the family tax discount, presumably the tax exemption for those raising 4 or more children, because
there is no point in making exceptions, everyone is equal here. It's just as bad.
Do we need to say anything else, Ildiko? Maybe just that "There will be no gas increase" - once. Many times, on the contrary, yes, since the utility reduction is senseless and anti-economic, it does not exist, i.e. it must be abolished. The extra income of HUF 180,000 per family per month would be good for the Fegya team. It would have its place, the community of pioneers has enough pockets, there would be somewhere to stuff the money. A successful trial operation is already underway in Budapest, the established system just needs to be adopted and expanded to a national scale.
And if all this were to be realized, the beautiful new world that Hungarians are waiting for and demanding would come. European minimum wage - i.e. the minimization of wages, the expropriation of guest workers in favor of illegal migrants who do not stand in line for work, the legalization of the LGBTQ ideology "family is family" and other goodies. Finally, we could collapse into the wonderful arms of the United States of Europe, which would embrace us so tightly that we would not be able to breathe. But why not, Big Brother will breathe for us, and we don't even have to waste energy on thinking, the "big ones" will decide for us.
And Fegya Gyurcsanov could look proudly into the future with his head held high and his eyes sparkling, where there is no Orbán dictatorship, no Hungarian corruption, and no domestic terror. All this will be done for us by the new Moscow, i.e. Brussels.
I'm lucky I managed to wake up. That was enough of a nightmare at once. And I wish Fegya that his nightmare, that is, the Christian-conservative course, does not end soon. I certainly don't appreciate it.
Author: György Tóth Jr
