The world is changing rapidly, and in most cases we can feel it on our own skin. Only DK recruited from ex-Socialists is changing faster than this, but it cannot be said that it is to its advantage.

This sect called a party is definitely characterized by two things: there are some of them, they all suffer from pathological amnesia and have serious problems with understanding texts and reality. It would be forgivable if they were under psychiatric treatment, but they are not, although there is a snake charmer (because snakes are snakes), a real hypnotist, a certain Ferenc Gyurcsány, who, together with his assistant, Klára Dobrev, takes care of the mental conditioning of the membership.

László Varju is one of the most mesmerized (serpentists), who entertains us with his regular announcements, consistently arguing with a distorted reality.

This is not the first time we see this shadow minister's special version of reality perception in action, although one is unsure whether he really perceives the facts arbitrarily, or whether the snake charmer's superior is blowing a distorted version of reality into his ear. Anyway, the point is that Comrade Varju tends to perceive white as black and sweet as sour. This is also a kind of illness, but misconceptions can be dispelled. They would be if the patient wanted it too.

However, this patient is apparently not seeking recovery. In his latest announcement, he drew a conclusion from the answer given to the question on the development of gas prices on Wednesday's government information.

It hit the udder between its horns, which is all the more surprising since the ominous hoof was not a cow, but a bull.

In other words, they did not loot, but distributed, which is only a difference of a single phoneme (written as a letter), just like heaven and earth.

At the information session, one of the participants, clearly not in favor of the government, asked for an explanation as to why the residential gas price above the average consumption in Hungary is higher than the current price on the world market. Gergely Gulyás' answer seemed understandable even to a kindergartener. In summary, he said: the gas price does not depend on the current market price, it is always based on the prices of a longer period and does not change daily. The price of the gas used now is determined by the price paid when the reservoirs are filled, so this price will remain until the end of December, when the government will review the situation and change it if necessary. On the other hand, consumers still pay an amount lower than the world market price for average consumption.

This seems quite understandable at first glance, doesn't it? But what did Comrade Varju mean by this? Here is the quote from the announcement:

"the Orbán government...profits from the utility increase".

On what? Maybe I overslept a few months? Most recently, the DK sect criticized the overhead reduction, considering it flawed and anti-market (which is of course somewhat true, the market would generate continuous price increases if it could, but we don't want that at all), their hypnotist leader classified it as stupid even just a year ago that, so now what makes the decrease an increase?

Varju Pajti also crows that - another quote -

"gas is billed at five times the price, with a four hundred percent extra profit."

I don't know how true or false this is, but the shadow's next statement makes me question its authenticity. For he wisely adds:

"and the Orbán government should renounce the extra profit earned on gas, which has been increased sevenfold."

I'm in total trouble now, just like Ferenc Gyurcsány with prime numbers. How does five times become seven times within two sentences? Unless, as faction leader Ildikó Lendvai promised during the reign of the Great Hypnotist: "I will say slowly so that everyone understands, there will be no gas raising". And it didn't get so bad that it was raised only 13 times.

If I were DK and Comrade Varju, I would listen deeply to the gas issues. There are quite a few very nasty cases within their sect, it's a shame to reproduce them. The reality is not the MTVA headquarters, where you can make a living off the ground, although if I remember correctly, according to the first-instance court judgment handed down in January of this year, it was not a successful action either.

Would it be nice if gas were cheaper? Yes it would be great. Can Hungary, or the Hungarian government, suppress the world market prices generated by EU idiots? Unfortunately, he doesn't know. Still, can it be demanded to be cheaper? Of course, it can be, the aspiration is even popular. He gains sympathizers who demand this. But can claims change the facts? Hardly.

Comrade Varju, we can only say what your snake-charming foreman did about the overhead reduction in response to your announcement: "It's nonsense."

Author: György Tóth Jr

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