Santa was here. Or Santa Claus? Because it is not customary to refer to St. Nicholas to them, the trend is Gyed Maroz or Karácsony apó. Saints are not put into a coma.

I didn't see Santa because he was just a Shadow. Shadow Santa, or rather Santa Claus. I know that he couldn't have been Hungarian. If he had, he would bring some money from Brussels, but he didn't. On the contrary, he only promised that he would bring, but he will only be on the pheasant tomorrow, i.e. his condition is that he can step out of the shadows. However, I think that there is no money that would be worth letting it take shape. His shadow is also quite alarming.

Shadowy Mother and her even shadowier husband promise crackling nuts, hazelnuts, grass and trees, not to mention bushes. He promises to bring a Canaan flowing with milk and honey (someday, in the infinite future where the parallels supposedly meet), which will be great for everyone, but let's deify him a little first. Or very much. Let's put on a sweater defaced with his face (shadow) image, drink from the (poison) cup depicting him, and then we'll each get seven tons of dollars, diamonds, a door number, and everything else besides. There will be no utilities, instead there will be a "proportional tax system", the rich will pay.

Everyone who has something can be classified in this circle. Except for the billionaires, because Jókai also wrote: Poor rich people.

We don't have to - and we shouldn't - worry about having children, there are so many little Muslims running around the world, if they can step out of the shadows, they will have many of them in their pockets. We won't have to worry about each decision, the Brussels branch of the United Arctic States will make it for us. It will be a big relief, you'll see.

Télanyó and her shadow soldiers are social democrats. As their brigade is democratic and coalition, that is, we will only see the shadow of social democracy, instead we can faint into globalism.

Because they are slowly telling everyone to understand: there will be a social democracy here. In other words, the socialists will have democracy, the others should be happy that there is a hole... in their noses. Árnyányó and Árnyapó will bring this to us very much.

To be honest, my snowshoes are full of their gifts. We know that the ecclesia cannot be so poor that they cannot make promises. Shadows promise so many beautiful gifts that if we got them all, we wouldn't even have to work. In fact, we could even expect a high salary for inaction, if they fulfilled their promises.

The problem is that we have already seen what it means for them to fulfill their promises.

If there is no gas lift, it only means that it will not happen just once. If democracy is restored, it will mean swordsmanship, eyeballs and the imprisonment of the innocent. If they promise a reduction in VAT, they will definitely increase VAT, if they promise to respect pensioners, they will withdraw the 13th monthly pension, if they promise family support, then they will reduce the tax system favorable to families, and cancel the home building support.

Because Árnyányó and Árnyapó do not bring gifts, they take them away from us. After all, a socdem Santa Claus is always a billionaire, but nothing is enough for him. His motto is also the old one: Comrade, we only want your good! And they would take it if there were no Shadows left.

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