I am able to surprise myself again and again by being able to assume something good in those in whom it is apparently not present even in traces. As, for example, in the case of Katalin Cseh. Do you know what I thought? That this woman is not only evil, but worse because she is also intelligent. Well...not worse.

Miss Botmixer, who wakes up from her sleep and can immediately attack her country, couldn't resist writing an extensive brainstorm for the British newspaper The Guardian about the pardon case. As usual, imbuing his article with intense anti-government sentiment, but neglecting even the tiniest representation of reality and logic.

His first, overwhelming statement is that "the Orbán regime is collapsing under the weight of its own hypocrisy" . Where have you experienced this? At most, he lived in a deep sedation, with a pleasure in his dream. Or did something like that really happen, only in my great isolation in the countryside, - where there is supposedly nothing, where we are already drunk at 10 in the morning, there is no internet, TV, radio, and anyway we live in the dark, down in the basement, as we would be mushrooms fed with manure, or what the heck - I missed it. Although you may be right, I heard it creak and creak last night, but until now I thought it was just the strong wind shaking the window. According to them, no, and maybe if I went out to look around, I would have seen the "Orbán regime" broken in two, pleading for Katalin Cseh and the savior politicians of Momentum...

Czech claims that "the government's family-friendly policy is actually a disguise to hide their real plans" . I guess that's why they spend hundreds of billions on family support, because they cover it up. A shroud is damn expensive, I won't say. Their secret goal with this fraudulent support could probably be to break up families, to have as few children as possible, and the like. The government can cover up pretty much like Yvonne Duron in Jenő Rejtő's work, who marries Senki Alfonz only to hide her love for Csülök. At least this is what Tuskó Hopkins and Katalin Čeh claim about the cover-up.

But listen, what does Czech think the government is really trying to hide with this huge family subsidy? They would never make it up: “the oppression of LGBTQ+ activists and the attack of Western liberalism” . Nah! Even a member of the anarcho-syndicalist community said in Gyalog-galopp: "I am oppressed! Help! They oppress me!...Did you see how oppressed I was? You saw it yourself. You saw it, didn't you?” LGBTQ+ people are oppressed here so much that they can brag unmolested during the ever-longer Pride, they can march up and down, today this ner-bagaz isn't even able to make them deserve a counter-demonstration. So you saw them oppressed yourself, didn't you? Why don't we want to let such innocent children in, don't we want to see old women in skirts and beards around our children and grandchildren? If this is oppression, then yes, they are oppressed. Away from kindergartens and schools!

After that, Czeh again lies with good taste when he calls the prohibition of the depiction of homosexuality for children almost the essence of the child protection law, from which the lesson can be drawn that this woman is not very smart, because she does not understand anything about the law. Or he doesn't want to understand, then he's evil. But it's silly, because with this line of thought, it proves nothing but that it was very necessary to create the law, and even its tightening will be necessary. As long as the Czechs want to make aberration the norm.

As for Western liberalism, well, it has been dead for decades, it exists only in name and covers a dictatorship that is corrupt to the core. And fighting against this is not only an opportunity, but also an obligation of a Christian-conservative government.

Now comes the main crime: believe it or not, these oppressors foil the books spreading aberration and aberrant propaganda. And yet, according to Cseh, foiling is "discriminatory and violates the basic principles of the EU, according to the Hungarian opposition, the European Commission and 15 member states". And he is very right about that. Foil is plastic, and plastic is harmful to the environment. Just like the books it covers. The difference is simply that, while the foil is natural, the book flattened inside it damages the intellectual environment. In any case, it's a shame to block access to the "intellectual value" hidden under it with foil for decades, who can wait until the plastic breaks down from the book?

After that comes the controller. Katalin Cseh suddenly becomes empathetic and complains that Katalin Novák and Judit Varga resigned. According to him, the two important politicians were sacrificed. Of course, it is a minor flaw that the opposition - Katalin Cseh must also be included, the call is still blooming on her Facebook page: "Until Katalin Novák resigns, we will be out with the Momentum Movement every single day!" Stay with us!” he screamed and demanded their resignation, they also jumped up to the Castle to protest against Katalin Novák, and when their will is fulfilled, they also write this at the expense of the prime minister.

Phew, what we demanded happened and it's a scandal!

Why is that? Because botmixer-lady knows from a reliable source that "Nothing happens in Hungary without the Prime Minister's approval."

It's true, I have to call the prime minister, because I want to buy a thing or two. But since nothing can happen without Viktor Orbán's approval, I dare not start until I have obtained the Prime Minister's approval...

Comrade Cseh, you are only telling me that if everything depends on Viktor Orbán, what are you looking for in the European Parliament? I don't think the Prime Minister would have supported such an idea.

Author: Jr. György Tóth

Cover photo: Katalin Cseh Facebook