Guessing game: how many posts would Péter Magyar "The Man" have made if a Fideszist digging in his pants pocket had been lurking behind him during his parliamentary speech? Written by Francesca Rivafinoli.

Let's start with a little guessing game: How many posts and photos do you think Hungarian anti-propagandist Péter The Man would have posted within 24 hours if a Fidesz politician had been hanging around in the corridor behind him during a key EU leader's speech in the European Parliament - horribile dictu in the middle like a hall guard,

in the trouser pocket, um, rummaging? [In the video from 7:12 - the ed.]

And by how many would we have to multiply this guess if it was directly about the president of Fidesz?

What a tsunami of giggles could have been incited by the mere fact of hanging around for a quarter of an hour! Haha, the little spitfire wants to be someone so much that he fades into the background, just in case the cameras show him for a moment! Hihi, how the pocket dictator is panting in Strasbourg so that they can at least bask in the aura of a big name politician who doesn't agree with him! How nervous is he that he can't sit still - what are you standing there like a pile of misfortune?!?

Look, it's done, what are you doing?!? Fancy yourself a bodyguard now?

In fact, it's a good thing that he's already practicing his work as a hall guard - see, he feels that he'll soon be distracted, so he's trotting now, he sure doesn't want to stand in the trash, lol!

And now let's compare all of this with the content uploaded to the Prime Minister's Facebook page since Wednesday, or with the M1 news channel. We can see prominently somewhere, even to the point of an indicative notch, where he stood,

what did the TISZA leader Viktor Orbán show in his blue suit during his reply?

Has anyone seriously dealt with this fact?

And after we marveled at the functioning of the supposedly all-encompassing government propaganda, let's see why Péter Magyar The Man hung around so excitedly in the corridor after he theatrically marched in the first minute of the Prime Minister's speech ( below on the left ), not even discreetly, but

specifically walking into the picture behind the currently speaking prime minister?

On the one hand, obviously because he subtly suggests to his fanbase all along how close he is to Viktor Orbán's chair, how ready he is waiting to pounce - since, viewed from the right angle, he only hangs out at arm's length, not so much at the express request of the audience, but rather according to the director's instructions (always well comes when a theater person is chosen by no one as vice-president next to the politician). As well as being able to communicate less subtly to those more receptive to such things: the boomer prime minister speaks with every nerve,

on the other hand, the hope of the opposition just smiles behind his shoulder, casually and condescendingly.

On the other hand, and primarily on the other hand, the goal could have been to create an even more effective Extremely Strong Image in the Bangóné sense: that at the moment when the prime minister, after concentrating for several hours, closes his mouth at the end of his first retort and sits down for half a second of silence after that, continue to concentrate on the two-hour continuation of the debate still ahead, during which (if I counted correctly) you had to sit and pay attention to around sixty different speeches (in a foreign language or listening to the not much more relaxing interpretation) in order to react to them around half past one, in another ten-minute speech - so that at this moment, when in principle everyone is sitting in their seats and thinking about the topic of the EU presidency,

let him, Péter Magyar, The Man, what's more, Gentleman, stand before the Prime Minister,

and lend him a hand right in the middle of the debate, so that TISZA's propagandists, oppárdon, and journalists can take a photo of the strategic points of the meeting room.

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In which the opposition politician, carefully prepared for the situation, stands in a superior, somewhat condescending manner, while the prime minister, who had sat down hundredths of a second earlier, looks up at him in surprise, while reflexively starting to stand up, accepting the unknown hand extended to him at eye level.

Only Péter Magyar posted five pictures of this situation on Facebook during the day.

to support the narrative that Orbán is the inferior, suicidal past, while Péter Magyar is the far superior, elegant winner. Whoever even lends a hand, eat the heart of the gallant.

And then, by way of deduction, everyone rates how generous they would find it on a scale of ten, or even fair, if in the middle of a four-hour long international negotiation watched live all over Europe, a fellow countryman suddenly towered over him for the sake of cheap, instant likes and for express propaganda purposes. and for the sake of a photo he would throw you out of concentration,

then he would use this image to advertise his own company and try to sell his own product.

And then we can even play with the idea that if we were so-called autocratic dictators, with hand-controlled media and two thousand agents stationed against us, as well as legions of propagandists, would 24 hours pass without us being uncovered even by a hair?

a sly poser with unwashed hands, disturbing and insulting our dignity.

In any case, it is a fact that for a while Bangón also went big with her strong images. Speaking of which, has anyone seen him lately?

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