When Trump called covid yellow fever, the progressive press screamed racism as one. Since then, however, the developed West has turned around a lot. Written by Áron Ambrózy.

A movement was quickly formed, tourists from the Far East were hugged on the streets by gentle intellectuals, as a way of distancing themselves from the American president. Today, when two vague, nonsensical recordings of yellow people in training clothes are circulated, no one misses the context and the proof, we immediately know that Kim Jong-un is attacking white Europe.

I'm looking at the two videos posted on Twitter and somehow I'm not convinced that I see North Korean soldiers in the midst of their wild preparations to overthrow the model democracy of Ukraine. These recordings are too accidental for that, as if the resolution was set directly to an intercom on the editing table. In a decade when everyone has an unfathomable number of megapixel-capable phones in their pockets, there is no explanation for image quality other than intentionality.

If we saw exactly what was on it, it would hurt the narrative.

According to the Ukrainian military intelligence service, there are North Korean soldiers in Ukraine, fighting on the Russian side. The two recordings were accompanied by the explanation that more than 10,000 North Korean soldiers are training in a far-eastern region of Russia and will be deployed in Kursk on the first of November. I'm just saying, the two are mutually exclusive: it's only October, if they are deployed in November on the orders of Kim Jong-un, who follows the orders of the gaz Putyler, then they are not in Ukraine yet. Fun fact: Kursk is not in Ukraine, and not like Crimea, but at all.

The story is bleeding from a thousand wounds, yet not a single fact-checker bothered to check Budanov. However, with good connections, it would not be difficult - for an American journalist from a prestigious agitprop institution, the South Korean intelligence, which - allegedly - handed over the wire to the GUR, would certainly answer. They just forgot to ask them, apparently by accident.

The Russians, of course, classified Budanov's announcement as fake news, and from that point on, the possibilities of an independent and objective scribbler of my kind were somewhat limited, since it would be indecent to do research on the heels of a Peskov announcement, and I would still receive the Russian seal of approval at the end. Let's stick to the words of Mark Rutte, who is still the Secretary General of NATO.

At this time, our official position is that we cannot confirm reports that North Koreans are actively participating in the war effort as soldiers, but that may change.

The first secretary of the free world would not deny clear evidence, so there may be something in Peskov's words. It's just that he's not brave enough to classify GUR's announcements as bogus, because in the end he'll still find himself on the death list of enemies of the Ukrainian state, along with Zsolt Bayer. And despite the good company, it comes with all kinds of inconveniences.

But if Rutte did not act as if he were convinced of the imminent invasion of Ukraine by the North Korean intervention force, one can only look for the mysterious training ground where Kim Jong-un's troops are preparing against Europe and democracy. And for the words "Sergievsky Training Ground" we can certainly get interesting results. For example, the fact that a month ago at this mysterious base in the Far East, the soldiers of Laos moved together with the Russians as part of an official military exercise.

And since Laos is also located in the Far East, it is easy to confuse a Lao soldier with a Korean one in a blurry shot. I hardly dare to describe it, but both peoples are yellow.

Well, if we assume that Russia has several military training grounds, it is hard to imagine that North Koreans were accommodated in Sergeevsky immediately after the Laotians. Because at this time the tribune, from where the generals and lucky relatives waved at the end of the military exercise, must be dismantled, a major cleaning wouldn't hurt either, but at least a thorough cleaning and a change of bed linen. In addition, we got into a bit of a time crunch, as the members of the Lao army were practicing with their Russian counterparts in Sergeevsky in September, it's quite hard for me to believe that they didn't even notice the ten thousand North Koreans who were preparing next to them. They are not Europeans, they don't mix themselves up with Koreans, on a yellow basis.

In other words, and here you are wildly inferring, the blurry pictures recorded with an intercom do indeed show Laotian soldiers, who for some reason we are forced to believe are Putin's mercenaries from North Korea who are targeting Ukraine and Europe, as well as the free world. This is so important now that not even Secretary Rutte, who has access to the world's best intelligence sources, dares to clearly refute it.

We will see what South Korea and the USA will deliver to Ukraine with reference to this. Optical devices will not be among them. Which of course is appropriate. Only this crazy racist trick wouldn't be behind it all. Anyway, we'll hug a Laotian in return.

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Featured image: MTI/EPA/KCNA