The Tissá portal Kontroll is currently promoting a cast-off messiah completely devoid of self-control, with kinship love, of course, since little Marcika, who is very famous for the horse blood she received from her brother, writes lust-driven nonsense in it.
The latest public opinion poll produced a startling result. Quantified: I am 243 percentage points more popular than all politicians. This may be surprising to many, but it is a fact.
Well, of course this is not quite representative, it can only be determined based on a survey narrowed down to certain groups, but it is at least as authentic as the data from the Ballibs institutes. I will not reveal anything about the methodology of my survey, because it is a military secret, and no one has anything to do with it anyway. But if you are very curious, I can tell you that I enjoy the unconditional trust of my fans. I have set the next goal of my unbroken ascent to gain a 486 percent advantage, which is realistic, I just have to ask my family one more time. After all, 243 and 243 are 486.
I have already won the next election. All I have to do is send everyone to their mother's heartache, insult a few hundred thousand people a day and throw public tantrums at least five times a week. This is the key to success. Even more success is when I eavesdrop on everyone, insult women and label my fans as brain-dead zombies.
And, of course, to loudly announce that I will replace not only the currently ruling forces, but also the ruling forces in the past, not to mention the future rulers. In fact, I promise to replace myself.
I admit, it's not an easy job, but someone has to do it.
Of course, I will also need the effective help of the press for this, which is why I will not allow a single journalist to enter my public press conferences, who hangs in and dares to ask anything, I will throw them out without their feet touching the ground.
I will also have my own organ, which will be secretly edited by my daughter and will be about nothing but how great, dazzling, wonderful I am in my spare time and a hundred times more so when I work to save the nation. It will be like a sister portal called Kontroll, a sister in the true sense of the word. Kontroll is currently portraying a cast-off messiah completely devoid of self-control, of course with kinship love, since his younger brother, little Marcika, who is very famous for the love he received from his brother, but little of his wits, writes lust-driven nonsense in him.
This Marci, for example, recently devoted a great article to why, in his opinion, it is no longer worth being a member of Fidesz.
Marci can write just as well as her brother can sing, but then there is the money...
He doesn't have a confused train of thought, because there are no ideas to be found in his lines, much less predictions. I recommend his article for reading to those who have low blood pressure or who want to laugh out loud at his serious, brain-control-free thoughtlessness. He says in writing what his brother says in words: then the Tisza comes and washes away everything. Because the humbug party is leading so much that This is what opinion seekers researched, and if a Median, which regularly hits the udder between its horns, measures that "the Tisza is flowing", then it is measured.
Sure! It is true that their survey covers a smaller circle than the research I conducted, which proves my popularity above all else (perhaps Péter Magyar, Márton Magyar, and Márk Radnai are only on the list of respondents), but at least the other left-wing institutes (Publicus, Idea Institute , Republikon Institute, 21 Research Center) with the results. What a wonderful coincidence, isn't it?
Now these are the standard-setting institutions that predicted close competition and even a victory for the opposition before the 2022 vote. According to them, the scissor has closed, which in practice has never opened up as much as it did then.
Many thanks to them, thanks to whom the concept of "desire-driven public opinion polling" was born. And because they are indeed closely linked to the globalists, it is no wonder that their brothers in the USA predicted the victory of the loser Kamala Harris in the same desire-driven, or perhaps intentionally manipulative polls.
Bravo, bravismo! The only question is, did they take over this wonderfully failed method from the masters across the sea, or did they copy the unsuccessful practice from their Hungarian vassals? Of course, it doesn't matter, one dog barks, the other also barks.
Look, before I paid attention, my popularity increased by 100 percent again! I have to be careful, because in the end I will not only become prime minister, but also president at the same time, and I will even get all the representative mandates. No way, I'm that good. And also modest, like Comrade Bástya.
Our out-of-control messiah is also humble. He humbly keeps quiet about everything, if not, he humbly knocks the stars out of the sky. It would be a shame to list the things in which he managed to do the exact opposite of what he promised or declared, because the list is almost the length of a novel. On the other hand, it would not be possible to fill in even a small slip of paper, which the representatives of his party declared. We can note the only key sentence from Zoltán Tarr, who - presumably without the permission of his ruler, Péter called Magyar - declared that they did not have an independent position on many foreign and domestic political issues. Of course, we already knew this, because their leader never expressed an idea that seemed to be a position on anything - apart from insults, of course.
The Grand Vizier promised that their representatives in the European Parliament would never vote against Hungarian interests - and so far, as usual, they have only voted against him. Well, you have to follow the Führer's practice. It would be time for some scribe to create the opposite of the tale of the Truthful Shepherd, the story of the Liar Party Chairman.
In contrast, the Tiszas play Lajos Seté in the capital assembly. (For those who don't know, Lajos Setét is the mock executioner in the play Jenő Heltai: A néma levente). True, we know why from Zoltán Tarr. They have no formed opinion, so they vote with the domestic globalists.
You can see how much better my perspective is. There is no question of globalism for me, I am a localist. Locally, I admit that I own the philosopher's stone, I carry it here in my pocket, what's more, I will bring the University of Omniscience series back to the screen, where I will be the one who knows everything.
I just don't know what the nurses have to say about it. They are busy trying to calm down the brain dead zombies who threw themselves at the feet of their idol.
Don't be discouraged, there is still room for your die-cast messiah in this pleasant, friendly establishment. Hot and cold water cure, beautiful colored pills, peace and quiet. And some other messiahs, you can easily discuss with them who is the most messianic among them.
I think your followers will follow you here as well. That's right, here's your place for you too.
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