,,,tell me, wise men, what should be, who should not be among us tomorrow and who should be! - I quote the lines of the left-wing poetess Erdős Virág as a motto due to its topicality, only to row into completely different waters. Soccer will be the topic! Tuned for preselection.
So the game is such that you can score an own goal, especially if no one knows which goal is theirs. Wasn't it invented in such a way that Fidesz plays in one area, and the united opposition opposes it in the other.
Fidesz is quite a seasoned team, their captain has been in charge of the team for a long time, there are plenty of classy players, some of them even make it to the bench.
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The previously failed coach of the opposition national team is now trying to put together a squad, and he voted the fans in an unusual way. It's not like he doesn't know who he wants to select for the team - he knows it very well - but he plays the democrat in order to somehow maintain the audience's attention and mood, even if football doesn't work!
So far so good. The votes for the selected players have arrived, everything turned out as planned.
The two-footed players remain on the bench - this is what the people wanted dear Péter Jakab and András Fegyőr - and the three favorites go to the forward line. But of course there can only be one center.
However, two key players have been bloodied and are not trying to follow the master's plan at all. (cf. Gyurcsány's master plan since 2014) It would be best for the master if Karácsony was the center, he can be replaced at any time, but he should be the starter! Start scolding him! (Right, the usual Komcs cuts, family discounts, and the withdrawal of pensions would come into effect: well, we have to tighten our belts, because Fidesz has banned tobacco! - dum. It wasn't Gergő who shot specifically in 2006.)
It would not bother Gyurcsány if, say, Márki-Zay stepped back in favor of the mayor, as opposed to if it happened the other way around.
He has already scolded Karácsony to watch out, dad, don't promise anything, especially not the post of Deputy Prime Minister - which will of course be called Minister of State! I already promised that to Klára! Don't even think that this country house should be the center! You don't want to be independent here: either you follow the tactical instructions or you're in the soup. So that you shut up quickly and behave properly! Did you understand?
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However, from Gyurcsány's point of view, Márki-Zay works like a loose ship's cannon! He fires furiously at both goals. The Fidesz team - which had a former mentor - defends its attacks with ease, but the danger of an own goal on its own side is quite high.
The coach can no longer drag the bench players back into the team! This Márki-Zay should be brought down somehow, but even if they show him the sign, he won't go down.
In the meantime, the ball bounces from everyone in the goal on the left. They stuff themselves with own goals. In the end, Klára remains the center, but she and her husband are drunk and aggressive.
Captain Orbán just watches this recklessness with regret and would like to chime in: shouldn't the boys start playing football properly?
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