George Orwell explained the importance of vocabulary control in his 1984 instruction manual for 'woke'. Whoever has control over language controls the past, present and future. Speaking of which, in order to achieve this goal, the staff of the satirical portal Babylon Bee have collected the phrases that will be needed if someone wants to say smart things while hanging out with his "woke" friends.

"Don't they see that the only purpose of the new language is to limit thinking? In the end, thought crime will become literally impossible because there will be no words to express it,” Orwell wrote.

Thanks for the great idea, Mr. Orwell!

For this purpose, the staff of the satirical portal Babylon Bee have collected the expressions that will be needed if someone wants to say smart things while hanging out with his "woke" friends. new book, A Babylon Bee's Guide to Wokeness, just released

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The Babylon Bee Guide to Wokeness

We selected from these:

Abolitionism: A noble-minded movement whose goal is to deprive the urban population of police protection and instead entrust the maintenance of public order to unarmed anti-racist interpretive dancers.

Anti-fascism: The action sequence in which someone is knocked unconscious with a bicycle lock to defeat fascism.

Anti-racism: The process of judging everyone according to the color of their skin in order to overcome racism.

Victim: You. I. Everybody. Except the whites.

Desegregation: A vile act, the perpetrator of which denigrates black people with physical whiteness and white thinking.

Abolition: A sacred ritual in which those who deny the doctrines of the true path movement are scorned. Ignore the unbelievers!

White Supremacy: Literally everything. Just look around - all you see around you is white supremacy. The pencil. The keyboard. The coffee cup. The chocolate cake. All white supremacy.

Liberation: The ultimate goal of being woke. It can only be achieved through the communist overthrow of Western capitalism. This is it! This liberation is a fat party!

Hate speech: Any speech with which a person disagrees, even to the slightest degree. All speech we hate is hate speech.

Heteronormativity: An oppressive environment created by the majority not being gay.

Homophobe: Anyone who thinks differently than the LGBTQ community, even to the smallest extent. To be destroyed.

Truth: An ancient myth from the prehistoric year 2019. The people of the time imagined that there are so-called "facts", the existence of which is accepted by everyone. We are over this a long time ago.

The complete list at latoszogblog.hu .

This article was originally published on The New York Post

Photo: Excerpt from the cover of the new book Babylon Bee's Guide to Wokeness