Klára Dobrev, the Sturmführer of the opposition's heavy cavalry, has already made it clear that she is pausing her career in Hungary and will continue to suffer defeats in the European Parliament in the votes for various posts. Anna Donáth also announced yesterday that she does not wish to become a member of the Hungarian parliament, nor to take on an unwanted role in the MZP government. Even MZP did not get worse from any of the news.

None of the ladies can be accused of excessive optimism, it does not seem that the current crisis situation can be handled with communist-national socialist will and perseverance.

On the one hand, neither of these two women thinks that they should wear themselves out in this election campaign, and they are apparently as certain of defeat as they are of victory and power.

Admitting defeat so early, according to the dream books, does not lead to good things, in the end it will not even be possible to save the army, after the battle it will disperse towards the ends and the activists will disappear into private life, like our father Kossuth in that particular fog. Titled captain of the MZP, political officer (previously deputy head of the guard) and chief ideologist of the opposition, elected by public outcry, meanwhile compared his Mein Kampf to the 1848 struggle of Lajos Kossuth. The famous man even got confused about the number of his children this week, which certainly indicates overload.

According to them, the exoneration offensives of the attached parts of the opposition have not reduced the overpressure in the MZP.

In any case, the effort with which the left and far right in Hungary insults the separated parts of the nation a little before the elections shows a thought-provoking fanaticism. It is nothing to visit people with whom you have done nothing but evil, whose local mortal enemies you are on the same side in the EP, and whom you can promise to kick them out of the nation again, in order to ask them to vote for you. The interesting thing is that when the Hungarians abroad send these Komcs and Nazis to hell, the progressives can be offended as if they have a soul. We learned from Anna Donáth the good news that the joint opposition program has finally been completed. Although they have not yet made it public, every day that someone finds out what is in it could mean the loss of many thousands of voters to the opposition.

So far, all that is known about it is that everyone gets 1 (i.e. one) gigabyte. It has not yet been decided whether the gig will be given in bits or bytes, or perhaps in electrons, but in the age of unlimited data packages and free Wi-Fi, this will be a huge step in eradicating the menstrual poverty of trans women. In case someone doesn't understand: this way, trans women can check the nearest place to get cheap tampons online.

The issue of the joint opposition list has not yet reached a settlement. With the opposition parties, the selection of the list is always a mass fight that ends in a mass massacre, because the individual districts have been suicide missions since three elections, but now there are really many people for whom this is their last chance to not have to work for another four years. Freelancers from six parties are fighting for places on the list of a medium party, the fight is about as desperate as the Germans in the Battle of Stalingrad, who want to get a place on the last plane, after the attacking Soviet troops have already torn the cauldron into several parts.

It's no wonder that the people involved don't want to let the plane of the joint list take off, since, for example, Bangóné could have been kicked off so well, even though with his qualities he could have been almost certainly in his place. It can be seen from the opposition's campaign that the people involved are busy getting places on the list, if someone goes out to pee, he not only risks not being on the list, but also that when he returns, he will be expelled from his party.

MZP, on the other hand, holds street forums unceasingly. After he says so much insane nonsense in one session every Sunday, which is enough for the government party press and campaign for a week, only those who really want to have fun and those voters who want to slap the MZP show up at these events. The last time so many people wanted to insult Lajos Bokros, after he was kind enough to implement a pre-Márki-Zay program in Virtigli in 1995, a "Let's eat, drink, bathe, heat much less!" package, with the support of MSZP and SZDSZ. But the population only got to the point of a sudden insult committed by an unfortunate starving pensioner who could not control his temper when one of the winners of the Lajos Bokros lookalike competition came across him on the street. Bokros escaped and is still spoiling the air here, let this be a warning example.

However, MZP is not unique, they don't look like him, but he looks like Ceaușescu, which precludes any visit to Transylvania from the start. In addition, the fact that they want to slap you from a wheelchair also costs the candidate.

Slapping is one of the basic forms of humiliation, especially for adults. The aunt, whom we thank for her courage and activism, because she identified MZP as a "snotty spider" based on his well-known phrases and very correctly, she came to the conclusion that someone should start educating her. In addition, the aunt chose a tool that MZP is well known to approve of, that is, corporal punishment. That slap must have gone to the right place.

And how many faces of our neighbors who are ready to be slapped at us are horrified at this time! Aunties! Let's finally tidy up! Only you are brave enough to do it, it seems.

Submitted by our reader, RI