The apple of our eye, the stick blender fairy, hit the table again. Just as the Afghan Taliban utter his name in terror to this day (after all, Katóka will not let the "perpetrators of human rights atrocities avoid being held accountable" (since then they don't even dare to violate human rights in Afghanistan...?), so after his recent Facebook post Putin must have had enough.

Miss Czech Republic (now a woman) achieved stunning success in Brussels, thanks to Putin's Gazpromos lobbyists. His warrior's post shakes all of Russia, that's for sure!

"At the end of April, when Putin's inhumane and bloody war had been going on for many weeks, it became apparent that Gazprom still has an accredited lobbyist in the European Parliament, who can walk freely in the corridors of the EP. That is why my European faction, Meguyló Europa, wrote a letter to the President of the EP, Roberta Metsola, asking him to ban Russian state lobbyists from the EP, who has now informed me that this will happen as a result of his action.

This is a great victory for the defenders of European democracy and a huge blow for Putin and his minions. The people of the Russian president have no business in the corridors of the European Parliament! We call on the other EU institutions to ban Putin's lobbyists as well."

Well, right! That's it! There, in the corner of the corridor, there is still a dark figure lurking, with the inscription "Putin lobbyist" on his forehead, but the Czech brigade is already running towards him and there is no mercy, the person hiding in the dark will be driven out of the paradise of the EP. That's it. Now there can be no doubt: the Russian leader falls to his knees sobbing in the Kremlin and will soon sign the document on the surrender of his troops, while muttering: Lord God, this Czech has done us well...

Everyone can be grateful to the Hungarian Amazon! He won a great victory, there is no doubt, since he himself wrote it on Facebook with his holy hands. With the ones he used to squeeze the stick blender too.

Are you serious, Kato? Do you really think you did something? Do you really think that anyone but you is even remotely interested in this action of yours? Because if so, that's a big problem. It's a big deal.

I just don't understand why Afghan violations and Gazprom lobbyists are more important to you than your own country? You have never written on Facebook that you protested EU law violations or demanded the banning of, say, Soros lobbyists. (They are not registered, but we have a list of them, with more than 200 MEPs on it.)

So far, we have also not read that you spoke up for the payment of sums denied to the Hungarians, but due to us by law. Your great patriotism somehow does not extend to loving your country.

Either way, you'll have a good time in the shadow of the mad-eyed Frans Timmermans and the howling tooth fairy Guy Verhofstadt and train yourself to be an excellent shadow boxer. Besides, you can do nothing for good money.

You're only wrong if you don't do anything. So if we can ask you to continue dealing with the dangerous Russian lobbyists, Ukraine's victory cannot be missed. After all, it all depends on the lobbyists. Or not?

Author: Jr. György Tóth

(Header image: European Parliament)