My parents didn't teach me how to assert myself. I don't even know how to be a chick, and the nest that is successful in this field doesn't even follow my values. As a consultant, I have not even managed to create an organization that collects three billion from well-intentioned micro-donors in a short period of time. In the meantime, I would also like to be the chief advisor of the Metropolitan Municipality, but the mayor has not yet approached me with the job offer. I will most likely never be elected to the board of directors of any very legitimate company and/or utility company from which I could often travel to my estate in Florida or vacation in the tropics during my time off. I don't have a Bentley yet, though, so far I don't know what I have to do to pay for these out of my vest pocket. Despite my advanced age, I couldn't even figure out how to get into this creative team.
I'm a real loser because I didn't study biology properly at the time. Of course, I may have just missed it when it came to the shark people, so I just look with envy at the big fish swimming around the capital's real estate. I think I have definitely missed out on being a member of a party that even fights in the European Parliament for the withholding of money due to Hungary. How much human greatness is required to lobby against one's own country! Unfortunately, I will never reach that level. I would have to quickly learn to listen if, as a member of the European Parliament, I wanted to enforce the interests of other countries and great powers against the interests of our country. I can not do this. I'm not surprised by this, because even when I was a child, my friends always knew when I was playing cards when I got Black Peter. It was supposed to be written all over my face. However, the method would be simple: Feel free to lie if you fail, and cover up the first one with another lie! They can never hold you accountable because you keep them busy by refuting your new lies. On top of everything, it is best if you accuse your critics of lying. In the end, it is believable, because they always call me untruthful, and it is already suspicious when someone is suspected of so much eavesdropping.
And the fact that I don't have a single MZP or MMM advertising pen proves my real loserness. But let's think about it: 44 million forints were spent by the MZP on pens. I looked at the websites of companies that sell promotional pens, in the medium price category, orders of over a thousand pieces, with pad printing or laser engraving, cost HUF 194, including VAT. (Of course, this can still be solved in a clever way, and then you don't have to pay VAT, but I can't follow this anymore.) So let's just calculate HUF 44 million divided by HUF 194, which is 226,804 (two hundred and twenty six thousand eight hundred and four) advertising pens. Where did all that pen go? Did so many people vote for MMM? It's true, no one said that they bought just such a writing instrument, but then I wonder what kind of expensive branded fountain pens they spent this amount on? In this case, however, I am looking for the lucky ones who may have received some of the six or seven hundred thousand fountain pens. I envy them, because I didn't get a single piece of pot from the one hundred and fifty forints. Besides, no one else came to me from across the big water. I say! I'm the loser! When will I become such a good chick? I should change and learn these assertiveness techniques, but what should I do, my parents messed this up from the start. I wasn't raised that way, and now I can't even be resocialized to this mentality.
Am I the loser?
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