Do they still remember? Because I'm only dimly. That when Juncker staggered out of European politics and the election of Manfred Weber, who is not exactly famous for his love of Hungary, was prevented. What were we hoping for?

Well, we thought it could only get better. Here is Ursula, a good-looking woman with a family, and according to Wikipedia, she has 8 children (they also list all the seven by name, which may be eight. Here, another reliable news source!), so whoever has 7 children is he can't be a bad person.

Poor children!

What is this Ursula?

First of all: he is above all a defender of the interests of European citizens. The only problem is that he believes he knows the interests of European citizens better than those who are "just" European citizens and not arrogant politicians. Because the invasion of illegal immigrants, let's say, is good for Europe, and then they will become the hard-working citizens of the new Europe, and those few thousand terrorists are not terrorists at all, but unfortunate people with mental disorders. Of course, the person who dies from this mental disorder is also unfortunate, but there is no victory without victims.

The lady is absolutely consistent, she consistently knocks the stars out of the sky. For example, he consistently claimed that the European Commission - of which he is the president as a stroke of God - handled the pandemic well. And he's right, he handled it brilliantly. Although there was no vaccine for a long time, life (those who survived) confirmed it. They did not recognize the effectiveness of the Chinese and Russian vaccine, then the Russians attacked Ukraine, and the Chinese are fine with them. Not incidentally, Ursula smeared the purchase of the Pfizer vaccine in a text message, we already know that the material was brutally overpriced. It is surely just a coincidence that Ursula's husband became the medical director of the Pfizer subsidiary barely a month after the mildly suspicious transaction. The bad is the one who thinks bad.

Speaking of which, Ursula, where did the text messages go? Of course you can't find it! One of your kids must have deleted it from a game. Not just from your phone, but from the entire system. Come on, you little bad bones!

But our Ursula is as innocent as hers (to quote her fellow woman Erzsók Szémérmetes from the Hammer of the Place), she stares into the blind world with innocent eyes and doesn't understand what's wrong with the LGBTQ lobby. So he immediately walks into the Hungarian people, attacking the child protection law, which he does not know, but he heard from Katalin Cseh of and the great supporter of the Hungarian government, the neo-Bolshevik Klára Dobrev , that it is homophobic. And because the girls said so, it must be true.

Could it be the duty of a mother of seven children to support the aberration? Because I don't remember him speaking out against it, nor did he complain that the European Parliament decided that men can give birth too.

But no, the seven children could not yet mean that he serves the unnatural. There are seven of us siblings, but my mother would never think of supporting such nonsense. Then why? Is Tan involved in the family? But no, it can't be, since not even in the case of Pfizer...or maybe it is?

Ursula is also pro-peace. He just wants Russia to be wiped off the map, which is why he is an absolute supporter of arms shipments to Ukraine. Long live peace, but only after the war is won in Ukraine. Until then, let the unfortunate Ukrainians perish.

And of course, if the conscripted Hungarians were to disappear from Subcarpathia, it could also be called an additional "profit". At least the Hungarian government would not jump to the defense of the indigenous minority living there. No minority, no case!

This matron is also very cunning. You've outsmarted us! He ran here to beg us to contribute to the joint borrowing, the southern states really need the money, even if we don't need it. He has assured us that we will receive the part due to us quickly and without hindrance, and he gives his word on this. He only hid the fact that he sold his word to the Americans a long time ago, you can't sell the same thing twice, can you? We didn't even get a peta - and if my personal opinion counts, I don't think we will. Because Ukraine needs juice, which incidentally is not an EU member state, and if Brussels - with Ursula at the head - adheres to its own, written conditions, it could never be. Which, of course, is not an obstacle, perhaps there is no rule or agreement that the Ursulas would not have kicked with a pair of feet.

They'll figure something out. Let's say that Ukrainian democracy has improved by a thousand percent since the opposition was banned. In reality, the country is economically unviable, but the "improving trend" can be seen. Theoretically. The situation is just the opposite with us, our economy is fine, but they cannot be satisfied with the trend. Practically. This would only change if the neo-Marxist, liberal-Bolshevik opposition came to power, in Ursula's eyes then the Hungarian "tendency is also improving".

It is also a fact that

Ukrainians are not corrupt, they can only be paid off. The commies of the European Parliament are not corrupt either, because it is very common for a person to unexpectedly stumble upon a suitcase full of banknotes in their apartment. There is such a thing!

The Hungarian leadership, on the other hand, is corrupt because it is corrupt and willing. There is no need to prove this, it is self-evident.

Finally, Ms. Ursula's most beautiful claim is: the EU sanctions are working. How they would work is clearly visible in the state of the European economy. Energy crisis, inflation (we also have it, but mostly thanks to the sanctions, i.e. they work!), the large European conglomerates will move out of there, and then that will also have a working consequence in the form of rising unemployment. Ms. Ursula is also not shaken by the fact that one of her best people, Guy Verhofstadt, the Tooth Fairy, does not think that those crazy sanctions work either, although this unfortunate neo-Marxist concludes from this that even more sanctions are needed (???),

And Ursula takes it, like a life-saving pill. And packs, again and again. Now he is planning the 11th sanctions bullshit. I wonder what else they can come up with? Will Russian tree frogs be banned from jumping into Europe? That would seriously shake Putin's dictatorship...

You know what, Miss Ursula? Time to really pack. Panties, bras, blouses and pants (we haven't seen a skirt on them yet) neatly put in the suitcase, and you - along with your friends - out of the Union's leadership.

Believe me, everyone would just win with this packaging.

Author: Jr. György Tóth

Header image: AFP/John Thys )