A specter is roaming Europe, the specter of globalism! Comrades, liberals and Bolsheviks, respect, love, worship him, serve his cause in the European Union!

On the occasion of the EU elections due in a year, we must prove that the power of our clique, which wants to eliminate the European nations, serves the growth of the big globalist herd, and dreams of creating the United States of Europe, is not only unbroken, but also growing. Unfortunately, we have losses, for example we had to cancel the self-sacrificing work of the great (complainant) Sargentini , but we also lost a great supporter of Hungarianness, our friend Guy Verhofstadt Their replacement is essential and very urgent, so we are waiting for the applications of those who meet our conditions, which can be read below.

Basic requirements:

Hate of Hungary and Poland Hate
of nation-states
Hate of Christianity
Love of haters
Unconditional worship of LGBTQ
Unconditional support of war
Profuse petting of illegal migrants
Even more hatred of Hungary and Poland

The applicant must definitely be a clean-handed politician (this only means that he has never spoken to Viktor Orbán).

Applicants' suitability is evaluated using a point system. Scoring criteria:

Proof of a violent past plus 5 points (see: yelling insults, throwing, attacking the police at demonstrations, dropping smoke bombs between the police lines, etc.)

Police detention for action against Christian-conservative elements plus 10 points. The same, if it occurs due to suspicion of a crime under common law (e.g. embezzlement), plus 15 points. (See the case of Vera Jurová with the detention at the airport.)

Investigation for bribery plus 20 points. If it also involved imprisonment, 25 extra points. (For example, the Eva Kaili, .)

Manipulations with EU funds ( Guy Verhofstadt's apartment renovation) plus 30 points. If there are also investigations in this regard (for example, regarding the companies of a Hungarian opposition representative), 35 extra points.

Court proceedings in connection with a punishable act (I'll call it "dropping" a smoke grenade), plus 40 points.

On top of the 40 points, there is an extra 10 if the court verdict is a conviction.

Of course, all of this only applies to politicians from Christian-conservative-led countries, because our committee does not investigate those who find themselves in any of the situations indicated above in a very advanced globalist state.

Globalists of the world, unite!

Author: jr. György Tóth

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