If you plant a dog tree, it will become a dog with two tails and its height at the withers will be measured at 110%.

It couldn't be more serious than that! The Two-Tailed Dog Party is gaining more and more space on the runway of public opinion pollsters. Median rates the party at 6% and this is no joke! But!

In fact, so much so that the Gergő Kovács can dream that they will be the language of the scale, aka Dog Language from Mérleg Street. Sweet, huh?

It's a typical party with patent leather shoes in the city center, who could even leave at the gate of the old headquarters of the SZDSZ. Although the two-tailed ones consistently try to build their popularity on Pest's - anglicized - humor.

And this seems to be working: Median leader Hann Endre says - Mandiner's page - that "the dogs are supported by 6 percent of the entire population nationally, and 10 percent in the capital, who are mainly young people, those living in the city, and those with a higher education." they like it, although the latter aspect is not as pronounced as the previous two. According to Hann, this relatively high number could have arisen because when some voters who do not sympathize with the government party are faced with the fact that they should vote for Gyurcsány's list, they decide to vote for the Dog Party instead.

Of course, Hann also admits that the high measurement level is because the Dogs transfer 10 million forints of Soros' money to Hann before each measurement! A joke that's a joke! In any case, they stand at 1-3% for other pollsters.

Dogs don't like laundry. They don't even want to join the "opposition coalition", (although they were reportedly not even looking for them), according to their intention, they want to set up a national list, and party chairman Gergely Kovács hopes that it will come together!

They would rather beat Fidesz, but not go to the trough!:)

But the press products and portals behind the left-wing parties put massive pressure on them, the DK's house blog, Nyugati sény, does this most determinedly, but they can easily overcome this, the president said. By the way, whoever listens to the call-in programs of TV and radio stations of this orientation, and reads the various social media posts of sympathizers, can see that they attack the Dog Party with incredible force.

Gergely Kovács MKKP/Source: index.hu

Gergely Kovács MKKP/Source: index.hu

Many are already calling them scapegoats in the event of a possible defeat of the opposition.

According to the bulldog named Cövek from the American cartoon series Tom and Jerry, the pet dog must learn 3 things! This is how he explains it to his little son:

  • He must know how to bark and chase a cat when the owner sees him! – this is already going, isn't it!
  • You need to learn how to drink to get a nice bone! "There is still work to be done here, according to owner Gyurcsány!"
  • The bone must be buried, but Cövek has no idea why!

Here's the bottom line and it's dead simple! Because you have to reserve the ammunition for the elections. If other people get hungry, that hidden treat will be much more valuable. You can join or downgrade later. They cannot enter the parliament without a bone!

But Cövek never knows where he buried it!

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