Ede Újházi, the Master, the great actor, bullied everyone he liked even a little.
Once, however, a sensitive head waiter was so offended by this that he went to court for redress. The court ordered the Master to publicly apologize for the insult.
"So, honorable court ," Újházi stood up, " I can't call a head waiter beef?"
"You can't say."
"And can I say to a cow, for example, that it's a head waiter?"
"If you want, you can say it ," the judge spread his hands in amazement.
Újházi turned to the waiter.
"Then I apologize, head waiter!"
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