Stand up, Hungarian! he is now starting a movement and a political community under the name, and later he will also found a party, and with the help of these he wants to build a new homeland for all the Hungarians in the world. I can only hope that he was not advised by a burning lace bush on Szabadság Square. Written by Áron Ambrózy.
The omens were ideal: a lot of people responded on Facebook and in Media as well. Gordon Bajnai measured the arc of the comet to Péter Magyar as encouragement. Even the weather was pleasant, which is why the opposition in the capital who wanted adventure showed up in quite a large number at the flag-raising of the latest opposition messiah. The beginning seemed promising, but the end result was very boring and commonplace.
Of course, deception is more important than entrusting it to someone else - Péter Magyar might have thought, so he built a stage on March 15 with the likes borrowed from DK and the crumb parties to appear in front of his supporters. He appeared, but so did his supporters, although the 13 percent shown by Median's creative methodology did not wander the streets of Pest.
The masses who liked his posts did not stay away, after all - unlike the war with the Russians - listening to the government's rants live on working days, not from home, from the armchair, is a particularly entertaining program.
The greatest weakness of the former NER pardon (besides his irritatingly deputy head of department's image and clothing) is his inability to formulate anything exciting. He is said to be a knower of great secrets, secrets lurking behind his forehead that will cause the NER to collapse as soon as they are revealed. But the secrets continue to lurk, hidden next to the contents of the green dossier of NAV inspector András Horváth, and beneath them lie the Swiss bank information of Ferenc Gyurcsány, spread out from the intoxication of Orbán's inevitable fall.
Of course, the newest savior of Belpest always spoils so much that he was somewhere where he met people with whom he talked about something, and Gergely Gulyás is not sleeping well because of this, and the NER is cracking. But now!
The event, which was intended to be high-impact, did not cause too many surprises. The surroundings were the usual at this time, a pretty stage, EU, but mainly Hungarian flags, as well as a few thousand people waiting for Péter Magyar to finally present a miracle: he turns NER into Europe while walking on blue clouds. This led to the fact that Miklós Varga's song about Europe was played from a cassette, who at that time was still a beautiful woman, not a dwarf man with epilepsy, and someone sang to it. Then came the Hungarian mother, looking at her profession, who listed platitudes about her misery and disappointments, and then enthusiastically announced that Péter Magyar was coming soon. Instead, two actors stepped in front of the microphones and read fan letters about Péter Magyar's actions.
The letters reported on several miracles performed on the model of telemedicine, and several people simply got better when they saw Péter Magyar's photos and messages on Facebook.
So far, this has been strikingly similar to the happenings of the previous messiah, Péter Márki-Zay. It was even predictable that after some singing, Ervin Nagy came on stage to shout the National song, known in opposition circles as Hungarian. He roared. Then music came again, because you just have to fill the time between the famous person and the savior with something, so that a regular, hour and a half demonstration can come out. In the spirit of political syncretism, King István's rock opera was produced this time.
HE IS THE MESSIAH
Pacsi goes, because she started by writing all the adjectives that were attached to her on the led wall: soccer player's wife, messiah complex, desperate and insignificant. He wouldn't be able to deny any of them anyway, this is the harsh reality, so, as self-improvement manuals advise, he tries to forge strength from them. This was so clever that immediately afterwards he tried to bore the audience to death with a lame historical tableau drawn with colored crayons, starting with the March youth and leading to nowhere. (A part was left out here, as your botched chronicle had to start the coffee machine, afraid of the magnitude of the task of having to watch it all the way through.) The young titan also presented a feat in this sequence: he connected the opposition and the ruling party in one sentence its watchwords, Europe and sovereignty.
Effective, people immediately wanted to vote for DKFidesz and MomentumKDNP. Median is sure that both formations would be able to show 80-120 percent.
After the mandatory exercise came what the crowd gathered for, the booing and NERing, as well as the replacement of the opposition. This part turned out to be rather flimsy, but this is obviously a professional detriment, a randomly opened wording on Telex or 444 contains exactly the same things, and the source of the passionate coloring is Róbert Puzsér. Those who are interested in the details can find them on the Internet.
UNEXPECTED TURNINGS
Péter Magyar not only dealt with the sociography of the NER, but also made promises about what he would do if he got into government. He made a completely new, never-before-heard offer to his audience: he would introduce the European Public Prosecutor's Office and replace Péter Polt. Yes, in addition, he will bring home the millions who have gone abroad, so that the country does not age and the countryside does not become depopulated. (Yawns.) In addition, he plans a family policy that has good things, not bad things, and his tool is to optimize predictability. Or something like that. (Yawns.)
The issue of education and health also came up, according to Magyar, good things are needed instead of bad things, and dialogue and reform, not propaganda. (Yawns, yawns, yawns.) When mentioning well-proven foreign examples and criticizing lexical knowledge and lesson writing, the author of these lines remembered that this is when we usually start playing whores during a football match.
The funny thing is that it seems that Péter Magyar was also bored, but maybe it's just me trying to excuse the young man. Because if you were serious about that, you're in serious trouble.
SUFFERING THE END
All in all, it turned out that Péter Magyar offers universal answers to the questions to be decided, he chose to say nothing as the lowest common multiple, with which he addresses everyone at the same time. He fights propaganda by boring them to death. Trigger. In the editorial office, we will probably draw lots, and whoever draws the shortest will have to follow Péter Magyar's career path. My condolences, colleague! I will not participate in this anymore.
Yes, one more thing to say to Talpra, Hungarian! he is now starting a movement and a political community under the name, and later he will also found a party, and with the help of these he wants to build a new homeland for all the Hungarians in the world. I can only hope that he was not advised by a burning lace bush on Szabadság Square.
Featured image: Péter Papajcsik / Index
