Many people are probably familiar with James Cameron's excellent Golden Globe award-winning film Avatar, where the protagonist makes a personal journey through his avatar on a special but terrifying planet.

In Hungary, the avatars of the primary election appear more and more in the virtual political space. However, this virtual game imitating democracy is already boring, since everyone knows that all the characters are avatars of Ferenc Gyurcsány. How the political corpse of the fallen prime minister came to life is a separate question, and only the doctor Frankenstein who is behind this great experiment could talk about that. It could easily be that the Gyurcsány couple is also an avatar of a big international "face." The new globalist password:

Avatars of the world unite!

Launching avatars is not an entirely clumsy solution. Let's see who the computer operator intended for which identity:

We - the United Avatars - have a right winger, with a player named Péter Jakab, who will represent our Christian (he himself has a Jewish identity)-conservative, national-militant-patriotic line. The Hungarians across the border are "buyable for glass beads" anyway, and those who are disappointed in Fidesz are waiting for them with open arms. If need be, the party leadership is excellent at organizing collections.

(Returning to reality for a moment, it is outrageous that the scumbag organizes a fundraiser for his own cause, but it does not occur to him to offer this amount to the Covid orphans for Children's Day. Perhaps it would have been more expected of the "great family-oriented conservative" it's a good thing that he didn't extort the five million from the Áder family, which the president of the republic intended to help these children with a difficult fate - from his own, by the way!)

Then Gyurcsány can refer to the fact that here in the camp of the Avatars there are representatives of the crisp youth. Fekete-Győr, Katalin Cseh, Anna Donáth, whose rainbow flags are blown by bright winds! "Look, we think about all ages." – the Frankenstein creation might say! However, these figures are actually very old, as their spirituality, elite existence, and international relationship capital were saved from communism by their parents and grandparents, who were representatives of the leading nomenclature. Endre Fekete-Győr, Ferenc Donáth and others could be listed. Freed from the clutches of the Apró-Dovrev clan, they would like to address the young people, who would only say: no, old man!

The most beautiful chosen avatar is "the man without features" (freely after Musil), who is actually the digital embodiment of the computer operator. He is the one whose job it is to accurately portray the figure, intentions, and plans of the fallen prime minister, to mimic the role of the great integrator, who will be easily removed from the role of prime minister in a year or two if he is elected. There is an example: see the Medgyessy avatar. Reminds me, do you remember? Before the 2002 elections, Medgyessy did not campaign anywhere alone, but together with the party chairman Lászó Kovács. What a transparent humiliation game. Even at Christmas, the Creator keeps popping up! He doesn't rest!

Márki-Zay, the green one, the socialite, and the other avatars are extras in the game for now, but of course their owner can speak to us from any character.

The virtual game of United Avatars is getting more and more boring and pathetic. There is good news: it can be deleted!

Featured image: port.hu